Serene's Soiree (153)
serene56: Umm speaking of hair, there appears to have been someone playing with matches while I was away
And there's a distinct smell of singed fur, has anyone seen the cat
That distinct smell is my crumpet..Must of happened when I was shuffle dancing nudie over the pretty candles..Won't happen again I gave her a pretty trim And there's a distinct smell of singed fur, has anyone seen the cat
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deedee123xo: Have you not seen mikeys pics??
He used to have one up
He has nice moobs too.He used to have one up
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Mercedes_00: That distinct smell is my crumpet..Must of happened when I was shuffle dancing nudie over the pretty candles..Won't happen again I gave her a pretty trim
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ali110: Hi and welcome serene
Hi Ali and welcome to my soiree 
My catering staff has prepared a dish of tarka dahl with chapatis to accompany
Please help yourself (before I do) and also enjoy a spot of sparkling mineral water
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Cranky_Geezer: Okay. I'll even agree to the frisking, but no reach arounds until I know you a bit better.
You only live once yanno 
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serene56: Hi Ali and welcome to my soiree
My catering staff has prepared a dish of tarka dahl with chapatis to accompany
Please help yourself (before I do) and also enjoy a spot of sparkling mineral water
Mineral water schmineral water, where's the farkin booze?? My catering staff has prepared a dish of tarka dahl with chapatis to accompany
Please help yourself (before I do) and also enjoy a spot of sparkling mineral water
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mikey4691: Mineral water schmineral water, where's the farkin booze??
Out the back in the shed 
Deedee burnt it down, so we're waiting on a delivery ok
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serene56: Out the back in the shed
Deedee burnt it down, so we're waiting on a delivery ok
Take her matches.. Deedee burnt it down, so we're waiting on a delivery ok
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mikey4691: Take her matches..
You take her matches, I'm skeered of her 
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serene56: You take her matches, I'm skeered of her
Ok, I coming over there.. Make it a cage match, and you can make a few dollars.. 
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mikey4691: Ok, I coming over there.. Make it a cage match, and you can make a few dollars..
But but the odds are against me I'm an old lady yanno
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I'm wrestling Dee Dee, get on the same page woman.. 
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mikey4691: I'm wrestling Dee Dee, get on the same page woman..
Oh fark, my dementia is showing again 
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serene56: Oh fark, my dementia is showing again
It Okay.. 
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mikey4691: I'm wrestling Dee Dee, get on the same page woman..
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blathin: My money's on Deedee
Wasted money..------ This thread is Archived ------
blathin: My money's on Deedee
Mine too It's gonna be a scrap lemme tell ya, put your children to bed ladies and gentlemen
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mikey4691: Wasted money..
You've never met any Limerick women have you? ------ This thread is Archived ------
serene56: Mine too
It's gonna be a scrap lemme tell ya, put your children to bed ladies and gentlemen
It's gonna be a scrap lemme tell ya, put your children to bed ladies and gentlemen
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And there's a distinct smell of singed fur, has anyone seen the cat