A bit of fun (again!!) (9)
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner
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Whataboutromance: Shut your mouth and eat your dinner
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Our late Dad used to tell the 5 of us these, all the time. I passed them on to my 3 kids and they still remember them too. Great memories 
A very fine bird is a Pelican
It's beak can hold more than it's belly can
It stores in it's beak, enough for a week
I don't know how the hell it can
The boy stood on the burning deck
Selling peas a penny a peck
Did he wash his dirty neck?
No did he heck.
A very fine bird is a Pelican
It's beak can hold more than it's belly can
It stores in it's beak, enough for a week
I don't know how the hell it can
The boy stood on the burning deck
Selling peas a penny a peck
Did he wash his dirty neck?
No did he heck.
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rohaan: ..so, gathering some funny quotes--these are what I believe are called "dimensional oxymorons" (if there is another term more suitable, please tell me....thx..)
1. If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
2. Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist needs his head examined.
share some of yours!!
Followed a muck cart and thought it was a Wedding1. If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
2. Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist needs his head examined.
share some of yours!!
Peed in bed and thought it was sweating.
Our maiden name was "Seel" and so we all had to go swimming every saturday morning at the swimming baths and learn to swim by ourselves. My Dad always said "You've never heard of a Seel that can't swim
I followed up as loved swimming. Got all my Preliminary and Advanced Badges whilst I was in Primary School and then entered all the contests when I was in Secondary School. I think me being a Piscean may have something to do with it. I still go swimming most weeks but it's no the same as snorkeling in the Med Sea. I really miss that 
Another old saying was "If you don't stop crying. I'll give you something to cry for"
Put on a coat as it's that "fine rain" that get's you wet"
Put big light on while I have a read...
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It doesn’t take a wise fool to prove we have a real potential of a minor crisis at our southern border because of the deafening silence there. 
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galrads: It doesn’t take a wise fool to prove we have a real potential of a minor crisis at our southern border because of the deafening silence there.
Sorry! but I have no idea of what you're talking about, especially in this fun, thread, which I really did think of it as being fun 
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Sorry for posting this video but he's just so funny, plus he comes from my Home Town. He's just coming back to do some tours after being absent for 10 yrs. He's my favourite comedian along with Billy Connolly but their work is entirely different to each others.
I watch this often when I get a bit fed up. It always cheers me up no end 
I watch this often when I get a bit fed up. It always cheers me up no end
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rohaan: ..so, gathering some funny quotes--these are what I believe are called "dimensional oxymorons" (if there is another term more suitable, please tell me....thx..)
1. If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
2. Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist needs his head examined.
share some of yours!!
I've told you a million times don't exaggerate!1. If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
2. Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist needs his head examined.
share some of yours!!
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1. If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me.
2. Anyone who would go to a psychiatrist needs his head examined.
share some of yours!!