How long does the relationship last? (37)
ColdheavenNorthern Ireland Belfast, Antrim Ireland13 Threads 1 Polls 3,147 PostsStringy_Bob: Shotguns aren't conducive to long term relationships.
Definitely not 
Stringy_Bob: You seem to be good at it.
truheart1941: when i married, thought it was for life..like my parents........how cananyone can be that wrong..................
Didn’t it last?
Coldheaven: Didn’t it last?
I wouldn't be trying any of his pies. Just saying.Stringy_Bob: I wouldn't be trying any of his pies. Just saying.
They’re all prune pies Hang on. Are prunes a vegetable?
Stringy_Bob: Hang on. Are prunes a vegetable?
Prunes are a fruit Coldheaven: They’re all prune pies
take no notice of bob. being a scot ,he,s to tight to buy any................ 
truheart1941: take no notice of bob. being a scot ,he,s to tight to buy any................
Bobs away to bed for the nightStringy_Bob: Hang on. Are prunes a vegetable?
no they are plums....like you have beween your legs.................
Plums yes I knew they were fruits
They re dried plums....so I wouldn't be boasting about having them between your legs
Whataboutromance: They re dried plums....so I wouldn't be boasting about having them between your legs
Well it’s been fun but I’m off to sleep. Gnight Pete romance and everyone
"How long does the relationship last?"
I heard it last until he gets the cookie.
I heard it last until he gets the cookie.
Lasts as long as a fart
Whataboutromance: They re dried plums....so I wouldn't be boasting about having them between your legs
Decent_Love: Relationship is like a chewing-gum, which has sweetness in the beginning, it tastes delicious when chewed, but gradually its sweetness reduces, now no one likes to chew it, then both look for new chewing-gum.
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