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Singleton11Mystic, Connecticut USA22 Threads 352 Posts11. You have the eyes of a wounded doe
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12. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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That is what women like to hear! 
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see"!
As a matter of fact I am from Tennessee.
As a matter of fact I am from Tennessee.
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True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
OK - I found you out....these are all from a website.
OK - I found you out....these are all from a website.
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I'd be surprised if any of the above posted worked in any fashion. You'd have better odds saying:
"How about you be a tree and I'll be the squirrel so I can bust a nut in your hole?"
That's not found on the web, and no one I know of has the balls to test it either - if you're willing to sign up, report back with how it worked so we can finish the psychological study.
Rich
"How about you be a tree and I'll be the squirrel so I can bust a nut in your hole?"
That's not found on the web, and no one I know of has the balls to test it either - if you're willing to sign up, report back with how it worked so we can finish the psychological study.
Rich
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Do you have a map because I am lost in your eyes.
You must be a light switch coz everytime you touch me you turn me on.
You must be a light switch coz everytime you touch me you turn me on.
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No joke, I actually had that one used on me one time, and he was serious as a heart attack. After I got thru throwing up I told him no.
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