The person above requires a reference (41)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postswould you give the person above a reference if so what would you say
This insurance salesman is the best in the business!
Sorry, it's just the way you appear in the photo.
Sorry, it's just the way you appear in the photo.
no no the undertaker [actualy proffesion before i retired was an auctioneer and before that something totaly different] the guy above would make a great after dinner speaker he has wit and the ability to make u listen and laugh
To Whom It May Concern.
The above bearer comes highly recommended as Beach Patroller. He is well known for upholding the Laws and Regulations. He is extremely fit and agile, and in supreme health, as you may notice from this recent photograph. His stance may appear aggressive, but take no notice of this, he is loved by all the children on the beach, and regularly plays Volley Ball with the teenagers, builds sandcastles with the kiddies, rubs suntan oil on the Mothers, and runs long distances, vaulting pylons and piers, easily outdistancing the Fathers, who always seem to be in pursuit of him.
When not actively cleaning the beaches, he can be found supervising his coffin building business, or playing cards on the Mississippi Gambling Boat in the harbour entertaining the tourists with elaborate stories of his days as a stunt-man for Clint Eastwood, and holding quiz evenings.
The above bearer comes highly recommended as Beach Patroller. He is well known for upholding the Laws and Regulations. He is extremely fit and agile, and in supreme health, as you may notice from this recent photograph. His stance may appear aggressive, but take no notice of this, he is loved by all the children on the beach, and regularly plays Volley Ball with the teenagers, builds sandcastles with the kiddies, rubs suntan oil on the Mothers, and runs long distances, vaulting pylons and piers, easily outdistancing the Fathers, who always seem to be in pursuit of him.
When not actively cleaning the beaches, he can be found supervising his coffin building business, or playing cards on the Mississippi Gambling Boat in the harbour entertaining the tourists with elaborate stories of his days as a stunt-man for Clint Eastwood, and holding quiz evenings.
Hahahahaha Smoky! You should write a book! I like your sense of humour!
To Whom It May Concern:
This lady, FlowerOfTheShow, also comes highly recommended as Class Teacher for your Village on the Prairie. She is single, extremely neat in appearance, is a puritan of moral values, and will be an asset to any village in need of classy females as Role Models for their young girls.
From her posture, visible in the acompanying photo, rest assured she will inspire all the village ladies and you should soon have citizens you can be proud of. She is highly skilled in the art of communication, and should have your village lads writing essays worthy of Wordsworth, or at least Shakespear, and vying for lead roles in her theatrical productions.
Should your Sherrif be requiring a wife, FlowerOfTheShow is sure to make an excellent First Lady for your town.....Your Sherrif will soon, under her management and leadership skills, become the Mayor, and then you may need a new Sherrif, in which case, if Wedward fails to win the position of Beach Manager, then He would make an Excellent Sherrif, dressed in his WidowMaking Outfit and armed with his Clint Eastwood Long Barrelled gun strapped to his thigh.
This lady, FlowerOfTheShow, also comes highly recommended as Class Teacher for your Village on the Prairie. She is single, extremely neat in appearance, is a puritan of moral values, and will be an asset to any village in need of classy females as Role Models for their young girls.
From her posture, visible in the acompanying photo, rest assured she will inspire all the village ladies and you should soon have citizens you can be proud of. She is highly skilled in the art of communication, and should have your village lads writing essays worthy of Wordsworth, or at least Shakespear, and vying for lead roles in her theatrical productions.
Should your Sherrif be requiring a wife, FlowerOfTheShow is sure to make an excellent First Lady for your town.....Your Sherrif will soon, under her management and leadership skills, become the Mayor, and then you may need a new Sherrif, in which case, if Wedward fails to win the position of Beach Manager, then He would make an Excellent Sherrif, dressed in his WidowMaking Outfit and armed with his Clint Eastwood Long Barrelled gun strapped to his thigh.
Oh Snowflower, you have 'lost face'??
::thanks: Can't believe I missed this! Only just came accross it!
Ladies and Gentlemen You are all invited to the private view of my latest production "Love As You Feel" where apart from having your senses gently titillated, you will have ample opportunity to discretely assess all available "singles". The chance to woe them will come at the post production celebration which will take the form of a barn dance
Everyone is expected to let their down to the sounds of the accordeons, fiddles and shouts of Yeeeehaaa! party: Don't tell anyone, but it's a well know fact that, on many occasions, this litarery lady gained much of her insights and sometimes even inspirations, from the much respected, if at times eccentric, and certainely wisest lady in the village - namely The Great Smoky 
Alas the poor sherrif is drowning his sorrows at the local saloon, downing shots of tequilla
For this beloved has spurnned his advances preferring instead to live in blissfull harmony with the local candlemaker. PS to Homer: Having make over in preparation for the big night!
This here literary lady 
wishes this bloody thing had spellcheck!
wishes this bloody thing had spellcheck! And I see you have found a new one!I would say in more ways than one
You Snowflower would need a reference as much as Aphrodite ever needed one. 
Even Aphrodite could do with a pair of arms but of Snowflower we need only clones.
But our hopes would drown were you, the flower of womanhood, to become a moral puritan. For it is only your bountiful favours that would redeem us lost men.
The ultimate reference bestowed would be to have to be taken in by Snowflower
Even Aphrodite could do with a pair of arms but of Snowflower we need only clones.
But our hopes would drown were you, the flower of womanhood, to become a moral puritan. For it is only your bountiful favours that would redeem us lost men.
The ultimate reference bestowed would be to have to be taken in by Snowflowera man of talent a little lost sometimes but sincere in what he writes the joker in the pack and every forum should haver a homer 
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
The Bearer herewith comes highly recommended by his victims. His prowess with his axe is incredible... he beheads at one single stroke, and never misses. Sometimes he even practices on himself... hence his torsoless head in the accompanying photo with the streaks of blood and sweat. He seems to always take his responsibilities very seriously.
He also, after an exhibition of victim anhialation loves to wax lyrical, and knows quite a few words consisting of more than two sylables. He also sometimes shows deep compassion for his victims, and has been known to offer apologies to the viewers after reducing the recipient of his talents to nothing more than a crumpled heap, which also saves the costs of transportation as all the air has been literally let out of whoever tried to stand up to him.
Should your town be in need of a Gallows Manager, I would say that you cannot go far wrong in hiring Homer. In between executions, he will entertain the Saturday morning shopping crowds with his Shakespear Recitals, where he likes to enact all the various roles, donning wigs and outfits with lightning speed.
The Bearer herewith comes highly recommended by his victims. His prowess with his axe is incredible... he beheads at one single stroke, and never misses. Sometimes he even practices on himself... hence his torsoless head in the accompanying photo with the streaks of blood and sweat. He seems to always take his responsibilities very seriously.
He also, after an exhibition of victim anhialation loves to wax lyrical, and knows quite a few words consisting of more than two sylables. He also sometimes shows deep compassion for his victims, and has been known to offer apologies to the viewers after reducing the recipient of his talents to nothing more than a crumpled heap, which also saves the costs of transportation as all the air has been literally let out of whoever tried to stand up to him.
Should your town be in need of a Gallows Manager, I would say that you cannot go far wrong in hiring Homer. In between executions, he will entertain the Saturday morning shopping crowds with his Shakespear Recitals, where he likes to enact all the various roles, donning wigs and outfits with lightning speed.
what can one say that has not been said about this lady she is simply---THE BEST--- queen of this forum-long may she reign 
*as the heavy velvet burgundy stage curtains sweep open once again... she takes a bow, blowing kisses to her adoring audience, another bow... hair sweeps the stage floor as she shuffles backwards off the stage*
Please, no more encores.... I have another engagement to hurry to, Thank you, Thank you all, very much........
Curtains close. Audience rises to sing the South African Anthem, in all eleven official languages... "Nkosi Sikelele".......eAfrica....
Please, no more encores.... I have another engagement to hurry to, Thank you, Thank you all, very much........
Curtains close. Audience rises to sing the South African Anthem, in all eleven official languages... "Nkosi Sikelele".......eAfrica....
bye for now sweet; lady choir is still singing 2 days later
Okay, so anyone else wanting a reference ???? 
Uh hu
Okay, I take it that means you also looking for a Reference...? DaveC3.....
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
The Bearer, DaveC3, although not well known yet, can be recommended for your advertised position as Manager of your Roadside Squatter Stalls. He is usually neatly attired, seems to have vast experience in travelling, so will not take off into the Blue Yonder when your Stall Holders riot, but will stand firm and control the unruly crowds.
He seems to have a penchant for Dangerous Living, according to his Profile, so he should be perfectly placed to do regular patrols at night thru the teeming masses who throng your Market Places. Knife fights, petrol bombings, mafia-style drive-by shootings, pick-pockets.... these he will easily handle with his usual panache, and easy going style, that defuses these sorts of situations.
As you can see from his photo, he loves to sit and chat, so will soon endear himself to your Stall Holders who will consider him "one of their own".
Okay I got some free time now, inbetween my celebrity shows, so anyone else wanting a Reference better apply NOW. First come, first served.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
The Bearer, DaveC3, although not well known yet, can be recommended for your advertised position as Manager of your Roadside Squatter Stalls. He is usually neatly attired, seems to have vast experience in travelling, so will not take off into the Blue Yonder when your Stall Holders riot, but will stand firm and control the unruly crowds.
He seems to have a penchant for Dangerous Living, according to his Profile, so he should be perfectly placed to do regular patrols at night thru the teeming masses who throng your Market Places. Knife fights, petrol bombings, mafia-style drive-by shootings, pick-pockets.... these he will easily handle with his usual panache, and easy going style, that defuses these sorts of situations.
As you can see from his photo, he loves to sit and chat, so will soon endear himself to your Stall Holders who will consider him "one of their own".
Okay I got some free time now, inbetween my celebrity shows, so anyone else wanting a Reference better apply NOW. First come, first served.
Smoky has been very helpful to me, sorted a good few problems, has my vote anytime
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