How to Adopt a Man. ( Archived) (19)

Feb 23, 2007 2:27 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
Just wondering, if women could adopt man like dogs…what characteristics would they find most appealing in “woofers” ?

And how about renting a man ?... just imagine, “ Renta-A-Spouse “ for as long as you want, low down payments with option to buy at any time !!! We cater to your needs 24/7 !!!

Call…I WANT MY MAN…for a free catalog !!! smitten
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Feb 23, 2007 2:29 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
Heck...isn't that what marriage is rolling on the floor laughing


just kidding grin
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Feb 23, 2007 2:30 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
you've changed your profile again.
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Feb 23, 2007 2:50 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
twilightstwin
twilightstwintwilightstwinDetroit Lakes, USA95 Threads 3,537 Posts
Do they come "house broken"?laugh
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Feb 23, 2007 4:06 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
They both be try to hump our leg. Not much difference now is there....LOL.
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Feb 23, 2007 4:06 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
<<is house broken...and won't hump yer leg.....devil
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Feb 23, 2007 4:07 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
stilllookin
stilllookinstilllookinWilliamsburg, Virginia USA3 Threads 393 Posts
just watch out for those toes!
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Feb 23, 2007 4:37 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
But would you fetch my slippers? LOL.
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Feb 23, 2007 4:40 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
starry11
starry11starry11162 Posts
Must come when I call him. Will not take biscuits from another master Must come with a muzzle grin
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Feb 23, 2007 5:31 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
<---neuteredlaugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 23, 2007 5:33 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
ariesgirl003
ariesgirl003ariesgirl003Bangin, New Jersey USA32 Threads 3,038 Posts
Hey Sign me up.....thumbs up
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Feb 23, 2007 5:44 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
jaw drop blues moping
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Feb 23, 2007 5:45 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
mancovered
mancoveredmancoveredBrighton, East Sussex, England UK9 Threads 285 Posts
God help us when Women can "Just Add Water"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 23, 2007 5:46 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Just kidding honey!
(aren't you glad I didn't say spayed?)laugh
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Feb 23, 2007 5:47 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
tongue rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Feb 23, 2007 6:24 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
LovelyLibra
LovelyLibraLovelyLibraLake Park, USA4 Threads 192 Posts
Do they fetch beer?
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Feb 23, 2007 6:27 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
darkresearcher
darkresearcherdarkresearcherBluffton, Indiana USA9 Threads 652 Posts
Ill volunteer for this service, the only payment i expect is food and some lovin banana banana banana Ill provide the beer.
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Feb 23, 2007 6:34 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
LovelyLibra
LovelyLibraLovelyLibraLake Park, USA4 Threads 192 Posts
deal...when do you start?handshake
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Feb 26, 2007 7:33 PM CST How to Adopt a Man.
If you had to choose one man to “adopt” from this side…who would it be ??? confused
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