AX..........AXCRIS ( Archived) (15)

thank god for filters..I get so much email junk everyday...
need a large hefty garbage bag

Me either I rarely get spam here.

i laughed my butt off!!!!

you wanna read the one i got???? it's hilarious

From: axchris
To: bl8ant
Date: Feb 27, 2007 at 5:35 PM
Subject: Goodmorning Alexandra
Hello Alexandra,
Thanks for the humbly response,I grew up in Manchester,England where i was born....my full name is Christopher Mattew (PhD.)....i was named as Dr. Phil in the Buffalo University....where i studied in Analytical Chemistry for my PhD. ......I started my carrier in my college days and i guess it has been fun up till this time..I come to the states often mostly for business purposes because I deal mostly in jewellry. I supply watches, bracelets, wedding rings and jewellry to stores in the states and europe . It's my family business cos they are from Switzerland. I bought a house last year in Los Angeles cus i love it there .It is with a loving neighbourhood...we moved to charlotte not quit long and since demise of my Late Dad,Really I have always been faithful in my relationship but i see myself as the unfortunate one with the woman i ever dated,after my ex wife had diabetics before her death ......well am planning to move to the States finally never to come down here again.....cux i guess i need to get settled and plan for a real sound family and kids of my own......i guess i need to share this with u....cux u sound so serious and faithful and i guess that is all i demand from a woman i need to close to my heart.....did you ask what i hate?......TO BE CHEATED ON IS THE ANSWER.....Before I met you,I was badly hurt from relationships that fell apart,I didn't wanna live no more
I just wanted an end,I thought nothing could cure me,My heart would
never mend.But getting happy at your consistency and simplicity....in
short i love the way you talk and i guess we could get to see as soon
as i get back home sooner...One thing i want you to note is faithful cux that is what can make things work out for us am always committed too but Cynthia did real bad...anyway am getting over that.I have not been with any woman for 11months since i broke up with my ex.I am giving you a chance to see how things will work and if really you will not treat me like Cynthia
did ...I guess we could get to see when i get back home but that tell you need to contact me daily and i get a message sent to you also telling you how my day is. Am feeling you are something very new and i guess your coming into my life will be a plus for both of us.I hope we'll never part,because I know a straight forward woman will always treat with love...I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away.I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay....I really want to see you someday.I should be home by March ending.
With Due Regards,
Hugz Dr. Mattew
axchris
46 year old man
seeking women, 35-78
los angeles, California US
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heh...someone else posted the SAME letter, just yesterday.

i'm still thinking that university needs a shake-up...jeesh, that boy doesn't deserve a phd so much as to head back to high school.