How to attract women on this site (26)
ItmightbemeOkotoks, Alberta Canada44 Threads 792 PostsQuit smoking, don't wear a ball cap in your photo and don't hold a dead fish in your photo!!!
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or have your ex or be holding a bottle of booze.
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Don't be holding your pitty pot in one hand and an engagement ring box in the other hand LOL
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Ladies , give me some tips for changing my profile for max. results.
I'm considering 1. Increasing my salary to $ 100K +
2. Putting on the photo of a male model
3. inserting "walks on the beach"
4. wearing lifts to become 5'11"
"How do you like me now?" (singing voice)
[sorry for highjacking , this is a 'joke']
I'm considering 1. Increasing my salary to $ 100K +
2. Putting on the photo of a male model
3. inserting "walks on the beach"
4. wearing lifts to become 5'11"
"How do you like me now?" (singing voice)
[sorry for highjacking , this is a 'joke']
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or have your ex standing beside you with your arm around her but her face is blocked out.
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well magilla tellem ya have a big ten inch..record,lol
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gill and a tattoo on the end that smiles when it gets big.
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Greetings,
I adore men and know that they are not "dumb". However, the responses to this thread gave me "my laugh" for the day! - How True!!! Gentlemen - Listen up!!!
E.
I adore men and know that they are not "dumb". However, the responses to this thread gave me "my laugh" for the day! - How True!!! Gentlemen - Listen up!!!
E.
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I only bring that up in the second email.
And the tattoo is one of a submarine.
And the tattoo is one of a submarine.
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with a smiley face at he head...of the sub
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Post your original copy of your income statement,and a copy of your life insurance,that should do it...lol
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Lick your eyebrows, lol.
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pick a fight with one. That'll work. Get her on a PMS day, or during a menopause hotflash...
You'll be sure to get attention;)
You'll be sure to get attention;)
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I hate that "walks on the beach" one.
Also dislike the "I like to cuddle on the couch" one.
Read a bunch of profiles and don't say anything that a hundred other guys have said.
It's as if guys have read a book somewhere about what women want to hear and they've all read the same book!!
Also dislike the "I like to cuddle on the couch" one.
Read a bunch of profiles and don't say anything that a hundred other guys have said.
It's as if guys have read a book somewhere about what women want to hear and they've all read the same book!!
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books? omg, book? I'm gonna cry if my guy is what I want and reads my books, too. jeez
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quiting smoking, no dead animals, no women, ballsaps, or such in mine
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Arabella,
Lol, I totally agree. I can't stand it when I read posts from guys that say "but I love cuddling, walks on the beach, honestly, reading romance novels, watching Days Of Our Lives, giving eskimo kisses oh - did I mention I love cuddling?".
On the flip side I read from women, "I love Texas Hold-Em, shootin' pool, huntin' black bears, and wrastlin'!!".
Women love attention 24 hours a day. Men love attention for about 2.3 minutes a day. There, I just wrote everyones real profile, lol. Just gotta find a happy medium somehow.
Lol, I totally agree. I can't stand it when I read posts from guys that say "but I love cuddling, walks on the beach, honestly, reading romance novels, watching Days Of Our Lives, giving eskimo kisses oh - did I mention I love cuddling?".
On the flip side I read from women, "I love Texas Hold-Em, shootin' pool, huntin' black bears, and wrastlin'!!".
Women love attention 24 hours a day. Men love attention for about 2.3 minutes a day. There, I just wrote everyones real profile, lol. Just gotta find a happy medium somehow.
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Ohio,what does "ballsaps" mean?
Alen,
Wrastlin'? Never wrestled a girl? heh Can be fun...
Women love attention 24 hours a day. Men love attention for about 2.3 minutes a day. There, I just wrote everyones real profile, lol. Just gotta find a happy medium somehow.
WHAT? 24 hours a day? No friggin' way. Who said that? and, Men, 2.3 minutes? Sweet, if she's doin' it right, it'll bbe a hell of alot more than that.LOL
Keep outta my profile, lest you want totally infested cooties, you.:P Extreems, lol.
I'll agree alot of profiles are the same, but damn, that is harsh. That's why I don't go through them. If someone is interested, or mails me...I'll look, but they just aren't accurate. Getting to know them....ya know the shpeel...;)
Alen,
Wrastlin'? Never wrestled a girl? heh Can be fun...
Women love attention 24 hours a day. Men love attention for about 2.3 minutes a day. There, I just wrote everyones real profile, lol. Just gotta find a happy medium somehow.
WHAT? 24 hours a day? No friggin' way. Who said that? and, Men, 2.3 minutes? Sweet, if she's doin' it right, it'll bbe a hell of alot more than that.LOL
Keep outta my profile, lest you want totally infested cooties, you.:P Extreems, lol.
I'll agree alot of profiles are the same, but damn, that is harsh. That's why I don't go through them. If someone is interested, or mails me...I'll look, but they just aren't accurate. Getting to know them....ya know the shpeel...;)
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OMG I'll have to change my picture LOL
Actually, I just saw a guy's profile picture in the lineup. He's hugging a girl but her face is cropped out of the picture.
Maybe he should have pasted in am arrow pointing to her with the caption "This could be you!"
Actually, I just saw a guy's profile picture in the lineup. He's hugging a girl but her face is cropped out of the picture.
Maybe he should have pasted in am arrow pointing to her with the caption "This could be you!"
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