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RE: THE JOURNEY TO THE OTHER SIDE .........

Hi , Rosie. I have to agree with Taboo on this one. You continue to write whenever you feel like it. And if some of os cry with the beauty of your (or anyone elses ) words , we are the richer for it.

RE: This question is for the guys. Why do you think your next relationship, will last a life time?

Welcome back , Yami. I hope you came out of the storm OK.

RE: Trying to find a good one..........

rrrrraarrrrre! (cat fight sounds)


haha , Hi , Robin

RE: Why is there so many people affraid of falling in love?

Issues , baggage , .....

Where is the traveling Psychiatrist when you need him? No , I'm not talking about Doug this time! I think the site needs to hire a part-time shrink to counsel some on here. I'll go second on the couch if the good Dr. doesn't try to hypnotize me. The last time that happened I was clucking like a chicken.

Next time , Coco , put it in the "Why do all men cheat" thread. Then dial 1-800-THERAPY .

RE: Should I show my tatoos?????

Rosie , you're right , they should be tatfully done.

But mine will bring more meaning to "look into my eyes".

Now , tell me about your tattoo.

RE: MY SWEET ANGEL

Rosie , like the others said , that's a beautiful thought. You show a lot of feeling.

RE: Campfire by the river

is that an invite , Sweety?

I'll bring my pup-tent , and a sleeping bag. We can make potato pancakes in the morning , if you want to get up early.

RE: Flirting Online - Good or Bad???

DAMN !

Waiter! (snapping fingers in the air)

Waiter , bring me a double - shot of vodka , and a bottle of barbiturates. And a .357 Magnum , please.

AAAARRRGH!

Anybody want to flirt with me? I'll be out of my depression after a while. Then I'll be a raving maniac.

RE: Should I show my tatoos?????

The second time I went to the joint I got a tattoo.

It was supposed to be a teardrop fro my eye. But the artist made a mistake , I couldn't tell until it was too late. The teardrop was too large . he tried to correct it. Looks like I have another eyeball right next to my real eye.

Question? Should I go to a real tat artist and get another on the other side? To make it look symmetrical? Or should I wait until the original "artist" (haha) gets out (since he did the original job on the other side

RE: How to attract women on this site

I have some more ideas for my photo.


Should I :

1. Appear in th photo shirtless , or in a "wife-beater" tank top...

2. Have a foot propped un something, holding a shotgun...

3. Turn my ball sap sideways.....

4. hold beer can , or Jack Daniels....

5. Show my abode in the background....

6. Show my pickup in the background...

7. Show my stuffed heads in my gun room...

?

RE: All Alone

Here's a few possibilities a beautiful , smart woman is alone :

1. She's a mxxxxxxxxxxxx (deleted by moderator)

2. She has a huge rxxxxxxxxxxxxx(deleted by moderator)

3. And she is gxx(deleted by moderator)


just a few that I can think of right quick

I'm sure scarlet has none of these features. She seems to be cool.

RE: Depressed and Lonely

Hi , Lil-lady , sorry to hear of your pain. But look at adj4u 's post , that's 100% correct.

You got played and used.

You'll feel pain for a while , then move on. You're young . After a while you'll get over it.

RE: THE AMAZING INSTA-MATE-OMATIC!!

Broad , you have a winner with this thread! You're funny!

Place My order then for a classic plain Jane model , soft voice , and soft to the touch. My credit card # is
xxxxxxxBR549 . You do the shipping , I'll do the handling,
if that is all right with you. Knock 3 times for immediate service. If I am not at home , leave her on the doorstep in a plain brown wrapper.

RE: How to attract women on this site

I only bring that up in the second email.

And the tattoo is one of a submarine.

RE: How to attract women on this site

Ladies , give me some tips for changing my profile for max. results.

I'm considering 1. Increasing my salary to $ 100K +

2. Putting on the photo of a male model

3. inserting "walks on the beach"

4. wearing lifts to become 5'11"

"How do you like me now?" (singing voice)

[sorry for highjacking , this is a 'joke']

RE: How to tell someone, he or she is not who you're looking for without hurting their fellings?

all of the above , good suggestions.

Like one said , you can try to be nice but there may be hurt feelings anyway. You can't sacrifice yourself just to spare (his) feelings. Like in a survival situation ,
you have to take care of yourself , above all else.

If all else fails , get a restraining order. TODAY !!


haha (sorry , 4ever)

RE: Anyone out there want to talk?

NO

Sorry , Kris , I'm just playing around.

I'll talk to you.

RE: To Take or not to take ...Guys?

It's customary for the woman to change her name. If she refuses , or hyphenates the name with her own , it makes people and the husband doubt her committment.

Just my opinion , of course.

RE: Hey! Cute is back!

I'm glad you're back, too. Your wit and humor are much needed here.

But I didn't know you could return after deleting a profile. I thought that was permanent.

RE: Why dont women want a man in the military?

CorpWiley , you have nothing to worry about. There are tons of women that like a soldier. Just ask my son. He joined up as a gangly 21 year old. Three months later , he was a fit, proud man. He showed honor , respect , and yes , the courage to protect his country. I could see the difference in the way that he stood tall.

Thank you for your service.

RE: Got PRIVATE info? Keep it to yourself!

Sage advice from Arabella and Starliteisbrite.

Another oldie and goodie. )not the women , the thread)

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

yeah , Robin , I'm considerate. But I gotta agree with Sparky on the equal rights aspect of it.


A 3-pack is a package of tighty-whitey's , come 3 to a pack. Wear one day , then turn wrong-side-out , wear again.
That way, you can wear both side evenly.

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

Niles , that's another good argument for leaving the seat up all the time! A man rushes in with a bursting bladder , and he has no time for fumbling with lifting lids.

Robin , this is the thread I was referring to.

RE: Connecting Singles Mantra

"When I was 21 , it was a very good year......"
(music playing) and a wistful sigh for times past

RE: Why people, lurk the forums? It is a shame, this is a great tool to get to know people better.

well stated , kid. *wink*

Just ask Jackie!

RE: Why Dale Jr.?

this thread was not murdered , it ran out of gas

so , what's the sport there , Sport?

RE: Why Dale Jr.?

Rosie , I laugh at your comments , you really don't like the #'s 8 , 24 , and 48. But you have to give them credit for talent. I respect almost of the drivers , because they seem to be "regular guys".


Dopey-Opey !! You're TOO funny . Remember earlier this year when he needed a yellow flag REAL bad? HE made one for himself , by turning a 360 degree turn at 100+ mph. Got the caution, too! Try that one on the freeway!

RE: Hello

hello , Rosie , you came into a tumultuous time!

It's not usually like this. This is SO funny tonight , I had to post a few times!

RE: This is for every one that want to hate upon me!

This is WAY better entertainment than Seinfeld , or Leave it to Beaver .

But not quite as good entertainment as Dancin' with the Stars !

haha

RE: i'm back

I think that was Gene Autry. Gene recorded "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" in 1934 or something like that. Got rich off that song. He made cowboy movies and sang in them. He bought the Las Angeles Angels baseball team in 1962 , sold it later for a huge profit. Died filthy rich a few years ago.

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