LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE ( Archived) (18)

Mar 15, 2007 4:20 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced
that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an
alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her
famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the
sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She
allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the
upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The
husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition,
and Louella has been charged with
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A
Misdewiener!

!



You
know darn well that this was funny. Go ahead...laugh.




laugh
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Mar 15, 2007 4:24 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
lost the jokes thread, kat? the pasting mail can be seen, ya know.
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Mar 15, 2007 4:25 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
DAMN woman....You got me bustin a gut here!!!!!!!!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 4:33 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
What??confused I thought it was funny....Am I in trouble again?

Kat
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Mar 15, 2007 4:35 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
Oh...I keep forgetting about the other choices. Sorreeee. I am just so used to the conversation thread.

doh Kat
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Mar 15, 2007 4:54 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 5:01 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
TabooN
TabooNTabooNClaremont, USA47 Threads 12,843 Posts
laugh

been having those smack the forehead moments, too...
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Mar 15, 2007 5:12 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
Random_Stranger
Random_StrangerRandom_StrangerMade IN, California USA31 Threads 1,183 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 5:29 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
TheLonelyWalker
TheLonelyWalkerTheLonelyWalkerDebary, USA42 Threads 565 Posts
did u know that lorena bobbit is from my country (ecuador)?
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Mar 15, 2007 5:32 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
SusieRR
SusieRRSusieRRnortheast, Ohio USA78 Threads 3 Polls 2,122 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 5:33 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
imbroglio
imbroglioimbroglioWest Linn, USA96 Threads 2,928 Posts
<---enters room very quietly with hands in the right blocking position

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 15, 2007 6:01 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
longingformyluv
longingformyluvlongingformyluvPittsburgh, USA39 Threads 3,355 Posts
OMG!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I remember when it was on the news constantly! My kids were watching a kids show when the news broke in about it, and of course the newscaster wasn't discreet about it whatsoever. I remember my kids turning around and looking at me with such confused expressions. How do you explain such a thing to little ones...
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Mar 15, 2007 6:03 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
imbroglio
imbroglioimbroglioWest Linn, USA96 Threads 2,928 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
just don't try to explain while you are cutting stuff for dinner and you should be Ok

How's it going Peg?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2007 5:25 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
ouch
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Apr 8, 2007 10:20 AM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
davinci55
davinci55davinci55galesville, Wisconsin USA15 Threads 382 Posts
his name was Mr Johnson right? dunno
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Apr 8, 2007 10:23 AM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
beachfarmer
beachfarmerbeachfarmerLa Jolla, USA18 Threads 3,784 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Misdewienerrolling on the floor laughing

How'd I miss this one?

Misdewiener with a salt and attempt to grillrolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 8, 2007 10:25 AM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
rockroller63
rockroller63rockroller63Alton, Illinois USA28 Threads 418 Posts
it runs in there family......laugh RUN!!!!!dont marry a bobbit womanrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 8, 2007 12:39 PM CST LORENA BOBBIT UPDATE
beachfarmer
beachfarmerbeachfarmerLa Jolla, USA18 Threads 3,784 Posts
What does John Wayne Bobbit say to the person above him?

wow AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!



What song is John Wayne Bobbit listening to?

Stone Temple Pilots - I'm Half the Man I Use to Be
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