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Mar 22, 2007 1:10 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "chilly, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

-600° Farenheit (-340° C)
Lilly's snowblower comes out!
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Mar 22, 2007 1:17 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
transientmind
transientmindtransientmindTulsa, USA16 Threads 1,252 Posts
thumbs up

One good cold weather joke, worth laughing at.

Twelve Canadian cold weather jokes, worth laughing.

Canadian pennies in a jar, priceless...roll eyes
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Mar 22, 2007 1:18 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Not far off!cheers
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Mar 22, 2007 1:20 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
transientmind
transientmindtransientmindTulsa, USA16 Threads 1,252 Posts
***Twelve Canadian cold weather jokes, worth laughing out loud.***
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Mar 22, 2007 1:41 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
OMG!!!! Now you know why I need to relocate to a warmer climate!!!!!!!!


laugh uh oh grin doh
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Mar 22, 2007 1:43 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
Not true...If it's 12 Canadadian pennies in a jar...they are worth at least...8 cents American!!!!!!!


laugh doh grin
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Mar 22, 2007 1:46 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
transientmind
transientmindtransientmindTulsa, USA16 Threads 1,252 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing 'Scuse my ignoramous.
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Mar 22, 2007 1:48 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
No problem...I just happened to have my currency converter handy!!!!


conversing dunno grin
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Mar 22, 2007 8:50 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
onesunnygurl
onesunnygurlonesunnygurlELLIOT LAKE, Ontario Canada13 Threads 272 Posts
-600 it gets that warm up heretongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 22, 2007 9:39 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
Gotta love Canadians..........grin
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Mar 22, 2007 11:35 PM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
I'm suddenly feeling very hot very mad rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 22, 2007 11:43 PM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Cute, really cute........ Hell froze over several times this winter over here grin
We actually BBQ right up to the -30's.
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Mar 22, 2007 11:47 PM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
Whew! I would never make it! I barely survived Wisconsin the 7 yrs I lived there rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 23, 2007 12:00 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
I barely survived 18 degrees this past winter in AL!

doh mumbling grin

Thank God it's SPRING!! Deck weather! dancing dancing
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Mar 23, 2007 12:01 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Lightening
LighteningLighteningHuntsville, Alabama USA2,122 Posts
Yes, the past two weeks I have been in shorts, windows open, breeze flying....heaven! But just wait...summer is a comin'! Then we all will melt....uh oh
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Mar 23, 2007 12:02 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
darkresearcher
darkresearcherdarkresearcherBluffton, Indiana USA9 Threads 652 Posts
wow, and to think Im actually thinking about moving up to alaska?!?!doh
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Mar 23, 2007 12:04 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
Dress Warm!!!!!uh oh doh grin
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Mar 23, 2007 12:06 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
darkresearcher
darkresearcherdarkresearcherBluffton, Indiana USA9 Threads 652 Posts
thanks, at least its beautiful country up there. I cant wait til I go visit. Get some trout fishin in. Its a good thing I can sleep during the day too lol.
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Mar 23, 2007 12:08 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
prairiegoddess
prairiegoddessprairiegoddessBrandon, Manitoba Canada8 Threads 254 Posts
pretty good.....

except for the last cookout of the season

I am related to people that cookout year round - but they do pre-plan by moving the barbeque closer to the house before the snow hits and then keep a path to it shovelled


we've had barbequed chicken when it's been in the -20 C
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Mar 23, 2007 12:11 AM CST The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
bamabeecee
bamabeeceebamabeeceeBanks of the Warrior River, USA50 Threads 1,641 Posts
That's what we have ovens for in the south! rolling on the floor laughing grin
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