LOL!!!!.....female combacks!!! (10)
Hmmm ...
"Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?"
Double Hmmm this conversation sounds a wee philosophical
Remakable question! ........ She is a very wise woman .....
Thanks
"Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?"
Double Hmmm this conversation sounds a wee philosophical
Remakable question! ........ She is a very wise woman .....
Thanks
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Laughter is always a great start to the day,
Thanks Rockroller.......
Thanks Rockroller.......
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If you like that one you will love the latest post....the virgin joke
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In response to: Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
This 3 are the best! I love smart asses. well I love asses period but that's beside the point.Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
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Man: Hello Darlin', what is a sweet young thang like you doing it a place like this?
Woman: Do I look like I have f*** me written on my forehead.
Man: Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie.
Woman: Yes I would... just not with you.
Man: (after the woman told him his fly was open) Darlin' did you see a big pink caddilac when my garage door was open?
Woman: No, all I seen was a MiniCooper with two flat tires.
Man: I sure would like a little P***Y!
Woman: So would I. Mine is as big as a hat.
Woman: Do I look like I have f*** me written on my forehead.
Man: Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie.
Woman: Yes I would... just not with you.
Man: (after the woman told him his fly was open) Darlin' did you see a big pink caddilac when my garage door was open?
Woman: No, all I seen was a MiniCooper with two flat tires.
Man: I sure would like a little P***Y!
Woman: So would I. Mine is as big as a hat.
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Man: Can i have your phone number?
Women: It's in the phone book
Man: But i don't know your name?
Women: Thats in the phone book too
Women: It's in the phone book
Man: But i don't know your name?
Women: Thats in the phone book too
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Man: (after the woman told him his fly was open) Darlin' did you see a big pink caddilac when my garage door was open?
Woman: No, all I seen was a MiniCooper with two flat tires.
Woman: No, all I seen was a MiniCooper with two flat tires.
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"Woman: Do I look like I have f*** me written on my forehead."
No, but you're wearing "f*** me" skirt
"Woman: Yes I would... just not with you."
So you never went out for dinner and a movie?
I can't help you with the other two, sorry :p
No, but you're wearing "f*** me" skirt
"Woman: Yes I would... just not with you."
So you never went out for dinner and a movie?
I can't help you with the other two, sorry :p
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'Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no'
'Fair enough'
'Fair enough'
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Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Guys dont let this happen tp you!!!!!