Things guys like to do! (33)

No,Siren,he just moved here and he's living his worst nightmare

Ahh thank you, but I think he is my worst nightmare!......

It could actually have been interesting to see, where this thread had gone if you had not involved the women

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a Kiwi girl. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house.
He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married an Aussie girl. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next
day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from London. England. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day
he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to
the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to
the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us
trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."

Well is´nt it enough that "these things make men feel good, and help to ward off depression and anxiety," ???? &

That must by a mistake. I am sure it should have said: "these things - AMONG OTHERS - make men feel good, and help to ward off depression and anxiety,"

- AMONG OTHERS - ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

even better to know what are the other things..

let us find out about them then ...???

any suggestions? I can only think of naughty ones...