What would you do if.... (22)
I would find the cutest zombie woman and make out with her :)
Jerome
Jerome
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rotflmao..you would say that ...me since they have only basic motor skills i would stand far enough away with an automatic weapon and open fire
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I'd get on an airplane and get the hell away!
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When you get enough ahead of the zombies, get your cell phone and credit card out and call for reservations. You might have to play hide and seek with them in the airport though.
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My kind of folks..lol
I can be a zommbie sometimes..lmao
I can be a zommbie sometimes..lmao
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I know we are talking hypothetically but, its always been my view to never run from anything. Except for my ex wife!!!!! But I think I would put my back against a wall and stand my ground because eventually they would get you.
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Lots of zombies in this town...LOL
They are too busy smoking cigarettes, watching sit coms and staying inside because it's below 70 degrees here.
I ain't afraid of no zombies!!!
They are too busy smoking cigarettes, watching sit coms and staying inside because it's below 70 degrees here.
I ain't afraid of no zombies!!!
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I stopped taking my pain meds last night, actually. This is my "normal" self lol. If you think is is odd, wait for more kitten stories! Anyway, theres another way to stop zombies, climb into a tree house with supplies! Then you can "walk" the branchs and get over the zombie mob and "speed walk" away from them to get more food. Or, do a recording of them and play it, and see if they go away.
This is why people in zombie movies don't live...because they don't think outside the box! Ohwell, that means more food rations for me! lol
Allen
This is why people in zombie movies don't live...because they don't think outside the box! Ohwell, that means more food rations for me! lol
Allen
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Allen...have you watching Shawn of the Dead again...and the 2 versions of Dawn of the Dead....:) Try Attack Of The Killer Tomatos, perhaps! lol.....
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Just seeing a zombie would make me crap my pants.
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I've been caught! I finally got my copy of Shaun of the Dead and it has to be the greatest zombie movie ever. I just wonder why they goto a bar to get a gun, wouldn't someone else have one besides that place?
Allen
Allen
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Rofl...
Well if it makes you feel any better, most of those zombies probably crapped and pissed during the change from living to living dead, so you'd all smell about the same in that department.
Man, zombies have got to smell baaaaaaaad.
Well if it makes you feel any better, most of those zombies probably crapped and pissed during the change from living to living dead, so you'd all smell about the same in that department.
Man, zombies have got to smell baaaaaaaad.
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Atleast it wasn't ZOMBIE KITTENS...........lol
and kittens could climb trees so then
the treehouse idea is not too good!!
I felt like a zombie after this past Wednesday,
I worked 78 hours this week.................
........sleepy.......very..........very.......
...sleepy
Jay
and kittens could climb trees so then
the treehouse idea is not too good!!
I felt like a zombie after this past Wednesday,
I worked 78 hours this week.................
........sleepy.......very..........very.......
...sleepy
Jay
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howdy Jay haven't seen you around lately ...whatcha been doin?
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Wassup Lilly, Been workin' by little buns off LMAO
the new job is great but the hours are killer,
12 - 14 hours a day, six days a week, went in at 4 AM and clocked out at 5 PM today.
The overtime pay is out-friggin-standin but will probably be too tired to spend any of it ! LOL
Good to see you Lilly, have a great day !!
Jay
the new job is great but the hours are killer,
12 - 14 hours a day, six days a week, went in at 4 AM and clocked out at 5 PM today.
The overtime pay is out-friggin-standin but will probably be too tired to spend any of it ! LOL
Good to see you Lilly, have a great day !!
Jay
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I would run to the nearest army base and hop on a hummer with a gun attached to it, and run the zombies over a couple times and then hop on top and balast them away. And then i would run tp the nearest chemical lab and make a cure. it that doesnt work. lure all the zombies in my area in the lab and blow it up.hehe jub well done.
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Its almost halloween time, so time to resurrect the zombie thread! Is it even possible to bring a dead zombie back to life...I dunno, but its a good question!
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I'd hog tie one and throw it in my trunk.
After, I'd take out a few on my way outta
town...
After, I'd take out a few on my way outta
town...
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What would you do if an army of zombies were coming after you? I’m not talking the “new age” zombies that run and chase everything, but I’m talking like old school ones, the ones that shuffle around. You can speed walk and get away from them. I personally, would keep moving from place to place. Cause you know, if you stay in one spot they’ll all come after you. Its common sense really. But anyway, what would YOU do?
Allen