New Warning Lables for Booze ( Archived) (25)

Jul 13, 2007 11:52 PM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Warning Labels On Booze! THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a sewer truck at 100 yards.

2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 13, 2007 11:57 PM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
I'm not admitting to anything.roll eyes
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Jul 14, 2007 12:02 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Number 8 would be a scary one !! Something you don't know what it is staring at you in the morning, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:26 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
marie2
marie2marie2walterboro, USA25 Threads 693 Posts
yep! happened to me once-thought I could handle a bottle of Southern Comfort-I was 18-out with my friends-woke up to who I do not know and didn't remember but I did have all my clothes on-maybe I had that bad breath thing going on!doh
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Jul 14, 2007 12:28 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:28 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
I know number 10. I know that guy called Psycho. He tried to pick a fight with me. I wasn't frightened. I told him to meet me outside. I told mylifewithu to sort him out! blushing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:31 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing memories......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 12:31 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
Rickster
RicksterRicksterNew York, USA24 Threads 3,362 Posts
That Southern Comfort is no jokerolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 1:08 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Here his name is Tractor. Definately wouldn't want to get run over by him.uh oh
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Jul 14, 2007 1:21 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
When guys get drunk , they'd have an all out fight with a fence post too, ha.!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 1:24 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
for me it was Jose....we're not friends laugh laugh
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Jul 14, 2007 1:26 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
scold i nevher shpeak like that....after gettin pisshed....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jul 14, 2007 1:26 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
knowswhentofold
knowswhentofoldknowswhentofoldNorristown, Pennsylvania USA25 Threads 2,014 Posts
wave mornin you hug
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Jul 14, 2007 1:27 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Meeth to rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 1:29 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
hug kiss hello....yawn laugh
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Jul 14, 2007 1:29 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Jul 14, 2007 1:38 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Howth isth you toodath ? rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 1:58 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada30 Threads 16,544 Posts
Not all. I haven't been in a scrap since I was16 and I've been drunk at least once since then.wink
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Jul 14, 2007 2:02 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
lovaboy
lovaboylovaboyBig Bad Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK47 Threads 6,806 Posts
jusht fine....ya me bestesht friend you are.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 14, 2007 2:04 AM CST New Warning Lables for Booze
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Is this room spinninthing aroundth or ish it my computer?rolling on the floor laughing cheers rolling on the floor laughing
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