It's in the Paper! It must be true. ( Archived) (7)

Aug 9, 2007 6:32 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
bajanblue
bajanbluebajanblueSpeightstown, Saint Peter Barbados344 Threads 1 Polls 3,724 Posts
ACTUAL CLASSIFIED ADS

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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Aug 9, 2007 6:51 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
sex_on_the_beach
sex_on_the_beachsex_on_the_beachLondon, Greater London, England UK3 Threads 9 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Love the "husband knows everthing"grin
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Aug 9, 2007 7:43 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


We had an ad here for someone to take up payments on a 1928 Ford.

Talk about refinancing!


I know what it meant, but it sounded funny!grin
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Aug 9, 2007 8:01 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
quiescent
quiescentquiescentsomewhere, USA19 Threads 1,199 Posts
They're all hilarious! rolling on the floor laughing

I liked:


Nice parachute: never opened - used once
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Aug 9, 2007 10:10 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
starynight
starynightstarynightlakeview, Oregon USA3 Threads 382 Posts
All are great...
Liked the Boston Terrier one....
Thanks for sharing it...
thumbs up
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Aug 10, 2007 8:20 AM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
Verthandi
VerthandiVerthandiAugusta, Maine USA9 Threads 87 Posts
"For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers."


*snorked my coffee* rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 10, 2007 3:20 PM CST It's in the Paper! It must be true.
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Liked them all, especially the following one:

Georgia peaches - california grown - 89 cents lb.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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