New Boots ( Archived) (4)

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California . Bert
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day he buys them & wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope."

A frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he
asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW??"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what ' s different? It ' s hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it ' ll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT ' S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope", she replies. "IT ' S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT ' S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Margaret replies..."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda
bought a hat."

lmao thats a good one...