Enormous Member ( Archived) (7)

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you’re all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody’s there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string
’Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues

I take a look at my enormous member
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous member
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous member
And everything is goin’ my way

I take a look at my enormous member
And my troubles start a’meltin’ away
I take a look at my enormous member
And the happy times are comin’ to stay

Yeah, I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feelin’s like a sunshine-y day
I take a look at my enormous member
And everything is goin’ my way (my trouser monster)
Everything is goin’ my way (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin’ my way (…size doesn’t matter…?)
Everything is goin’ my way

Very funny.

diogenes:

After reading your hysterically funny poem, I could only think to tell you not to trip over it while dragging your "hose" to a fire.

You've got a wonderful sense of humor, but being the mother and mother-in-law of former firemen, I know that there are times you put some VERY serious moments into your important work.

I never miss a chance to thank a fireman for what he does!.

Now I have to go look to see if you've written something else.

Fondly,
KnittinKitten
Judy

yeah

Hey there knittenkitten, this is amazoneyes and I see you are a distinquished lady of the red hat. In just afew months I intend to join this loyal order of women. What divission are you out of? I laughed so hard when you told him about dragging his hose to put out a fire. What will they think of next. I see it as funny last and at a great lack of taste first and foremost, but what do I know of these things. I'm in the process of try'n to get another architect here from lagos, Nigeria. An ever escalade'n antripanure of the building world.