2 Scottish jokes ( Archived) (10)

When God was creating the world ,an angel asked what he was doing...Our lord said "this place shall be known as Scotland...it shall have valleys of green lush pasture.....rivers full of salmon..and mountains full of beautifull heather"...................the angel replied"but lord aren`t you spoiling them a bit too much"

"No No dont worry...you havent seen the neighbours im giving them yet"










3 men came across an auld lamp and rubbed it ....sure enough a genie appeared and granted them all 1 wish each........The first man who was Irish asked for a pint of Guinness that would never empty...whooosh there it was...and off he went drinking away singing like a contented man

The second man who was English asked the genie for a wall 200 foot high with no doors or windows in it to be built around the whole of his country to keep out the riff raff irish / scottish and welsh.....whoosh it was done and the englishman cheered with joy as he was also placed within the wall

Now the genie turned to the last man...a scot and asked him his wish...."ahh just fill that building of his with water will ya"

You know you're now officialy an adopted Scotsman now Eiamonn.

haha i see youve aquired tessies grammer skills

verra funny!!!

glad you likey it

I must laugh at that last one. Not to be mean to the enlish or anything.

keep them coming