penguin joke (10)
Shinedown7593Roseville, USA47 Threads 667 PostsA penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good-natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
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That is funny
thought you were cleaning up ready for the weekend?
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I'm working on it. lol This forum is worse than crack.
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well get back to work on it, never tried crack so no comparison there, knowing what you mean by cs being addictive though
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Dont forget to have nice clean sheets on the bed and fresh pillow cases.
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Yeah and don´t forget the ice cream.......
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hAnd if she is driving that far to see you, have a foot spa ready and leave her alone for 5 mins to let her get her head around why she has driven so far..... bit of advice from a female thats all
hope you both have a good weekend, love Di
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Do make sure to have fresh sheets and fresh pillowcases on the bed. If you can wash the comforter too, even better. That is a MUST!! A foot spa isn't a bad idea and would be seen as being very thoughtful and considerate. Also have plenty of lovely scented candles awaiting her and plenty of fresh ice cream with all of the fixings. A few feminine essentials around couldn't hurt either (maxi pads, tampax, bath bubbles and body lotion for an idea).
She'll need a few moments to catch her breath and to wrap her head around all of the wondrousness of this, so do be sure to leave her a few moments of privacy.
Most of all have fun and cherish your time together. I'm so HAPPY for you both!!
She'll need a few moments to catch her breath and to wrap her head around all of the wondrousness of this, so do be sure to leave her a few moments of privacy.
Most of all have fun and cherish your time together. I'm so HAPPY for you both!!
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