You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......????? ( Archived) (58)

Mar 17, 2006 10:40 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
I know you have kids because you use the word "yucky" in regular conversation......


This ought to be funny.
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Mar 17, 2006 10:42 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
the words flying match box cars come up on a regular basis
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Mar 17, 2006 10:43 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
You know the words to Itsy Bitsy Spider
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Mar 17, 2006 10:46 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
openhonest
openhonestopenhonestCanal Winchester, USA6 Threads 182 Posts
You play trival persuit jr. and get all the answers right before your kids do.
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Mar 17, 2006 10:51 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
cajunfroggy
cajunfroggycajunfroggyWaco, USA145 Threads 7,332 Posts
you get on web cam and see kids toys in the back ground
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Mar 17, 2006 10:51 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
None of your clothing is stain free.

Nothing in your purse actually belong to you.
(Fruit snacks, Matchbox cars, Polly Pockets, Kleenex, diapers, Smarties, candy wrappers...need I go on?)
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Mar 17, 2006 10:54 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
openhonest
openhonestopenhonestCanal Winchester, USA6 Threads 182 Posts
You talk about floaties and single ppl haven't a clue.
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Mar 17, 2006 10:55 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
Dora is considered a tipic of conversation...
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Mar 17, 2006 10:55 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
LMAO....was guilty of POOPOO...but my kids are teens now...

How about if you catch yourself telling your friends "tah, tah, no, no" LMAO
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Mar 17, 2006 10:55 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
your singing that Rap stuff again...and your jacket has a SpongeBob logo on it
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Mar 17, 2006 10:56 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
You wear an "Element" jacket just because it fits and you damn sure don't skateboard....
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Mar 17, 2006 10:58 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
You've called someone a "poopyhead" in a moment of anger...
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Mar 17, 2006 10:59 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
openhonest
openhonestopenhonestCanal Winchester, USA6 Threads 182 Posts
When your jeans become a burp rag or a tissue. Eeeeewwwwwwww
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Mar 17, 2006 11:03 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Justadreamerhere
JustadreamerhereJustadreamerhere39 Threads 3,444 Posts
*blushes at owning Sponge Bob jammies and ScoobyDoo and Grumpy from Snow White....and my kids are all teens now too....old habits??? Good excuse as any!!
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Mar 17, 2006 11:04 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
I just bought myself a shirt that says "Don't make me get my flying monkeys" LMAO
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Mar 17, 2006 11:08 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Lillyofthevalley
LillyofthevalleyLillyofthevalleySt John's, Newfoundland Canada38 Threads 3,152 Posts
Ya got that mental block that allows you to endure noise far beyond what any human should be expected to endure
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Mar 17, 2006 11:12 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
lisabrown
lisabrownlisabrownbrandon, Manitoba Canada3 Threads 95 Posts
I found duck tape worked well in addition to earplugs. Just a suggestion. LOL I actually luv kids. They are so innocent.
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Mar 17, 2006 11:58 AM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
cajunfroggy
cajunfroggycajunfroggyWaco, USA145 Threads 7,332 Posts
when all you hear is mommie even when the kid or kids isnt around
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Mar 17, 2006 12:11 PM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Windygirl
WindygirlWindygirlDayton, Ohio USA21 Threads 1,846 Posts
When you answer OTHER people's kids yelling Momma.
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Mar 17, 2006 12:36 PM CST You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......?????
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
You're not confused when your bottle of after shave has half as much liquid in it as it did the day before.
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