You Know How I Know You Got Kids.......????? (58)
you walk up to a stranger and say tag you are it and run away.a manager gets on to you for playing in a store.toy's or us kicks you out cause they you play too much in the store.
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You always have a pocket full of tissues
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I drive a minivan :)
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When someone gets hurt you don't move unless you see blood or bone poking through skin
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Pete...LMAO
So far I am relating to everything you have put down...OMG!
GOOD ONES!!
So far I am relating to everything you have put down...OMG!
GOOD ONES!!
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Just a sign of thing to come Erin.......lmao
Don't be scared....one day at a time will get you through it..lol
You had better get Winds a big beer fridge, he's going to need it...lol
Don't be scared....one day at a time will get you through it..lol
You had better get Winds a big beer fridge, he's going to need it...lol
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You sit in a chair and "rock" even when your kids have long passed the stage of rocking to sleep....
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when your purse has everything in it except your wallet.
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when you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend it is quiet time.
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My son is 17 & all his friends hang out here. The first time I heard one of them say
"Dude, I'm gonna tork yer tator"....I had NO CLUE what they were talking about, but they were all laughing, then explained it to me.
They are always explaining things to me...GOSH, I am old.
TORK YER TATOR. LMAO.
Rose.
P.S. Like Pete says, cd collections start dwindling to nothing, if ya wanna keep something, lock and key...lol
(just kidding)
"Dude, I'm gonna tork yer tator"....I had NO CLUE what they were talking about, but they were all laughing, then explained it to me.
They are always explaining things to me...GOSH, I am old.
TORK YER TATOR. LMAO.
Rose.
P.S. Like Pete says, cd collections start dwindling to nothing, if ya wanna keep something, lock and key...lol
(just kidding)
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a weard stain on the back shoulder of your shirt
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The laundry pile never gets any smaller..
you spend your life wondering why the drains are always plugged..
There's never anything good to eat in the fridge..
You can't remember what a potato chip tastes like.
Kaft dinner is considered a food staple..
Your snow blower gets ruined because it picked up last summers toys..
You buy hats and mitts by the box..
you spend your life wondering why the drains are always plugged..
There's never anything good to eat in the fridge..
You can't remember what a potato chip tastes like.
Kaft dinner is considered a food staple..
Your snow blower gets ruined because it picked up last summers toys..
You buy hats and mitts by the box..
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Your kids look like they just robbed a Tommy outlet and you're wearing the hand me downs that they wouldn't be caught dead in.
;)
;)
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You know which Kool-Aide flavors are good and which are not.
You have to hide YOUR box of Cap'n Crunch
You know which toy comes with which kids meal at every fast food place within 100 miles on a weekly basis
You know which toy company is going to make a killing at Christmas...months before Christmas arrives
You have to hide YOUR box of Cap'n Crunch
You know which toy comes with which kids meal at every fast food place within 100 miles on a weekly basis
You know which toy company is going to make a killing at Christmas...months before Christmas arrives
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You have gray hair at 25.
You always have bandaids in your purse.
If any child cries, you look to see if its yours.
You never sleep through the night.
Saturdays mornings are meant for cartoons and pancakes.
You have your family doctor on speed dial, and call them by their first name.
You always have bandaids in your purse.
If any child cries, you look to see if its yours.
You never sleep through the night.
Saturdays mornings are meant for cartoons and pancakes.
You have your family doctor on speed dial, and call them by their first name.
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you tend to loose ur sense of adultness cos u need to be on the same level as ur children
u end up talking to people like u do ur kids i do that hehe!
u have a picture in ur purse of ur kids and they look like angels :))
u end up talking to people like u do ur kids i do that hehe!
u have a picture in ur purse of ur kids and they look like angels :))
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Lmao i have that mental block. I've learned to tune out so much that my 15yr old daughter has to scream at me to get my attn sometimes. LOL I am surrounded by kids all day everyday. In the mornings i work at a preschool with ten 3 and 4 yr olds, 4 of them are special needs, and in the afternoon it's elementary aged kids and anywhere from 25 to 40 of them at a time. Sometimes i just wanna curl up in a corner and rock myself back to sanity. Hahahaha
How about this one...You're out in public alone and u hear a child say mom and u automatically whip around to say "what?". LOL
How about this one...You're out in public alone and u hear a child say mom and u automatically whip around to say "what?". LOL
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LMFAO!!
soo true..
now, i have to potty..
soo true..
now, i have to potty..
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your drier always has a rock or two in it..
The sight of Barney makes you cringe....
you talk like Mr. Crabb's
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