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Oh pick me up off the flooor.....excellent!!
...and why are you two laughing? 
Sorry boys!!....just teasing...Good joke indeed Jacko!
Gosh, it's HOT in here....something like 85 fahrenheit...the whole week! Had to change my walking hours...only go out when it cools a bit after 5pm....
Well you do raise the temperature to a little over 98.4 degree's.............must be something in the air 
I'm laughing because I was wondering....does he mean them or us!!!!....thanks Jacko for a great trip to the undiscovered corners of this beautiful island....and one too many beers....
Just been for a swim across Bugibba bay.....perfect temperature.....no tourists....mabye the best time of year...cool, but warm sea....
Just been for a swim across Bugibba bay.....perfect temperature.....no tourists....mabye the best time of year...cool, but warm sea....
When there are no tourists it's the best time of year, you are more than welcome for the tour, sorry it wasn't as long as i had planned but cisk interviened
85 degrees!!??..inside??...well, do you glow, perspire or sweat?....I forget exactly which ladies are supposed to do....but you can sweat for me, I'm not shy.....
Horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow...........Awesome choice is a glowing example of how to get men to sweat Damn, why are women allowed to be so gorgeous?
Damn, why are women allowed to be so gorgeous?It's tough...Awesome's got two grown men sweating profusely here...and she hasn't even started to glow yet.....!!...maybe, just maybe Milady will condescend to answer us.. ....
stop putting extra fantasies in to my head ....got plenty of my own already 
Nice one mate!!
There's always room for an extra fantasy or three and yes lagoona is still a virgin He's saving himself for you
and yes lagoona is still a virgin He's saving himself for you
..and still some..:)
The compliments flow freely, misbehaving is free too, I always thought that's why you loved us so much
Hope they will not hold me responsible for all the fire disaster that's going on now in southern CA 
.....one guy in my gym told me yesterday that he could smell the smock while surfing...
so sorry for all these people loosing their homes.....it must be awful:(
.....one guy in my gym told me yesterday that he could smell the smock while surfing...so sorry for all these people loosing their homes.....it must be awful:(
So pleased you are safe and well in Spain, our payers go to those who have lost their homes, and the brave Firefighers who are battling to save so much
No one understands the psychology of women, but it's fun trying to second guess them 
Ouugh....thanks goodness....so releived to hear that!!!....he got me worried....after borrowing my cheeky pink coloured babydoll....You can call him "Sweetheart" Jacko....but please! don't take if further than that....I know, he can be sooo charming and hard to resist....especially after couple of drinks....:)
PS we all should get together one day...and share our fantasies
and hard to resist....especially after couple of drinks....:)PS we all should get together one day...and share our fantasies
I shall o decline your offer of lagoona in a pink baby doll and to swapping fantasies, no room in my life for other guys in a fantasy situation
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His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down
and said, “No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said,
"Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes.
Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes...."