A warning to screaming kids! (42)
beautiful 
I wish I was that brave!
I fly a lot and usually solo, so I often get a horrible squawling brat next to me.
What's with kids these days? can honestly say that my two never threw uncontrollable tantrums.
So bold and so shy... Incredible
Jan....I've had exactly this experience many more times than once....what is it with me??.....do I have a post-it note on my forehead saying "Seat me next to sceaming Kid" when I check in?........it happens at least 40% of the time......God, why me???.......I'm being punished for my sins....
Damn!! never thought of that remedy!!!
....got to add a companion ticket (free
) for you Rusty....every time I'm planning to step on the plane.....Bit like me and women
For sure I,ve got a post it note stuck to my forhead saying "screw me for everything you can and in the process make it look like it was all my fault."
For sure I,ve got a post it note stuck to my forhead saying "screw me for everything you can and in the process make it look like it was all my fault."
Flying "Angel" 
...are you telling us that you're not misbehaving....screaming softly
...yourself...on the airplane?
...are you telling us that you're not misbehaving....screaming softly
...yourself...on the airplane? Wow, me too!
I saw him...Putin, two weeks ago and yes, he's very short!
I visited Moscow and Red Square and he was arriving for work, got out of his car with his bodyguards who towered over him, and strolled to his office.
Didn't notice any large breasted Ukranian spies though!
I visited Moscow and Red Square and he was arriving for work, got out of his car with his bodyguards who towered over him, and strolled to his office.
Didn't notice any large breasted Ukranian spies though!
I've got an idea!!! How 'bout..we book whole airplane..filled with only CS's members..and discover which one of us screams the loudest..
F**k....on a second thought...Rusty might win
...hate to be loosing to him....:) Good eve
..to all "Passengers" here..
Depends on who,s doing what to whom, especially if it involves Irish sausages.
No, Rusty doesn't scream the loudest, he just whinges the loudest....you'd be the screamer babe....after midnite at least...you'd win hands down....
Good evening to all passengers, please buckle up....we're about to take off.....turn off any electronic devices, and don't even think about chatting up the blonde next to you.....she's more dangerous than she looks....
Good evening to all passengers, please buckle up....we're about to take off.....turn off any electronic devices, and don't even think about chatting up the blonde next to you.....she's more dangerous than she looks....
With you on that kid. Keep telling myself I,ve got the big fella battin for me, you know, an he always comes through, liked a goodun.
....to keep your juices flowing.....
Don,t start with flowing juices, that,s how I started to get in to trouble in the first place....
Hey Awsome, you gone too? Wow looks like I get to play Billy no mates, again!
Charge as in run at or charge as in ask for money? Or both?
More Threads
wanting beyond need
The weird and the random facts around the world
men's perspective towards women
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
Ladies
The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
Democrats destroyed America
the way you look
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
s*xual skills
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
1,498 Views
41 Comments
in EU Forums
Created: Nov 2007
Last Viewed: 17 hrs ago
Last Commented: Nov 2007
0 Likes
Related Forums
- wanting beyond need
- The weird and the random facts around the world
- men's perspective towards women
- Would you hire this guy - for any job?
- Ladies
- The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
- Democrats destroyed America
- the way you look
- Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
- s*xual skills
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly gentleman in the uniform of a US Airforce General is seen slowly walking up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, softly- spoken General leans down and motioning towards his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seatbelt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin crew touches his sleeve, "Excuse me General, but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiled serenely and gently confided, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out of the plane door on any flight I choose".