Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie! ( Archived) (5)

Nov 9, 2007 6:07 AM CST Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.

"Now, If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"


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Nov 9, 2007 6:23 AM CST Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie!
Oslojente
OslojenteOslojenteOlso, Oslo Norway142 Threads 1 Polls 4,992 Posts
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Nov 9, 2007 6:23 AM CST Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie!
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
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Nov 9, 2007 6:28 AM CST Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
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A boy was looking through a hole in the fence at the naked woman next door.

He was caught by his father.

His father said "Son, You could go blind"

The little boy said,"Thats why I am only risking one eye."
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Nov 9, 2007 12:07 PM CST Birds and Bees - Oldie but goodie!
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Nice ones!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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