Ok, Amber, I sent you a flower, but don't try to follow me home or nothing, ok? Every time I mess with you young ladies, I just ruin you. Think about it, I have 38 years of experience in me, and when you 20 somethings get with someone like me, well, you just can't go back to those poor, uneducated, confused 20 something men out there. Its just not fair to you if it didn't work out. Really, its for your own good......(Call me) ;^)
Aww I was just about to get in my car and drive over to see you!! Those 20 somethings are TROUBLE!!! But it's okay Joe, I'll try not to stalk ya ;) But I still want to borrow that warming gel, even though I'm not sure where you put it lol. Hell, I'll just put it all over, that way I know I'm putting it in the right spot.
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