Ask Santa (26)
I'll buy you the bike and you buy me the car and together we can make world peace?!!
Great thinking I reckon!
Great thinking I reckon!
Dear Santa I really really have desvered a HOLIDAY
Somewhere nice and exotic and relaxing please?
And world peace? Actually no I go for better communication between nations -
World peace - thats easiest achieved with NO PEOPLE - boy, did I really say that - clearly I have watched some really bad tv over the years
Somewhere nice and exotic and relaxing please?
And world peace? Actually no I go for better communication between nations -
World peace - thats easiest achieved with NO PEOPLE - boy, did I really say that - clearly I have watched some really bad tv over the years
Yep Santa and i want my T120 Bonne....
an oldie but a goodie...!!
Probably wont keep up with my mates very well
but hey... at least they will have time to get a round in at
the pub by the time i get there
an oldie but a goodie...!!
Probably wont keep up with my mates very well
but hey... at least they will have time to get a round in at
the pub by the time i get there
looks like all the good toys are gone...
so santa a bottle of bourban will do....
just so ive got something to cry into..
while they zoom around..
not fair..%$6f..&%@# i was good..$#@y
Santa? errm....i don't really want anyfink.....no, really, s'true....i'm okay....you can give my stuff to other people who haven't got anything. Call by though, i'll try and find us a spliff and we can hang out for a bit. Did you end up getting the new timing belt for the sleigh?
I can help Santa with Holiday wish.
Come visit me. I will wear grass skirt and anywhere that you don't call home or mates place is exotic.
Back yard is so bare it could be Dessert.
And enough Flies it could be Aussie.
And Hawkes Bay is Hot enough to be any Island Paradise.
I will walk around in Speedo's posing as Spanish stud / Waiter.
Come visit me. I will wear grass skirt and anywhere that you don't call home or mates place is exotic.
Back yard is so bare it could be Dessert.
And enough Flies it could be Aussie.
And Hawkes Bay is Hot enough to be any Island Paradise.
I will walk around in Speedo's posing as Spanish stud / Waiter.
Riva you can have me for the day. I will bring you breakfast in bed. Bake some Scones for lunch. And some Roast lamb for tea.
I will fetch all your drinks for you and sit and play tiddly winks with you.
Find a fan to keep you cool.
And a peck on the cheek when I leave to say thank you for being a friend.
I will fetch all your drinks for you and sit and play tiddly winks with you.
Find a fan to keep you cool.
And a peck on the cheek when I leave to say thank you for being a friend.
Hey Clouds. I can't help you. I don't smoke. Tried it before And just hacked it all out. Good to see a kind generous soul in this materialistic world. May Karma find you peace. 
Just ask to be back on your feet by News Year, so you can party hard till u slip and fall and get more relaxing home time Or revenge on Bunnies. Whichever is more satisfying.
i believe so. Only lost three houses with my cooking 
sheeesh i lost a couple just boiling water...
Yeah well i don't think your suppose to boil the billy over an open fire in the louge luv.
i'm sure there is a book on Boiling water safely
i'm sure there is a book on Boiling water safely
Now that sounds difficult. Think i prefer the billy over the fire.
Thank god for Microwave. Just push a button.
Thank god for Microwave. Just push a button.
No Problem clouds She needs a hug and one of those very rare money trees. You know they only grow on top of Plutonian and gold Veins Running alongside each other underground. Santa could have a very hard time finding one of those, and where will Riva plant it once she gets it.
But I'm sure she will accept the thought.
But I'm sure she will accept the thought.
Ok so i did the kids next door up a santa letter, i do this each year,
but this year i put both kids name on the one letter.
Man did i get that wrong.... i had big sulks happening. They did not understand the philosophy of one letter between the two of them...they wanted one each. Talk about ungrateful or what... well that is what i wanted to say but instead i said i bet santa will probably do you one up now he has seen how upset you are.... Talk about kids... now i know why i didnt have any.. i would spoil them rotten i think!!!
but this year i put both kids name on the one letter.
Man did i get that wrong.... i had big sulks happening. They did not understand the philosophy of one letter between the two of them...they wanted one each. Talk about ungrateful or what... well that is what i wanted to say but instead i said i bet santa will probably do you one up now he has seen how upset you are.... Talk about kids... now i know why i didnt have any.. i would spoil them rotten i think!!!
Great! Sunny Hawkes Bay!
Ahh, such generous effort
We have flies like Aussie here in Rotorua/BoP too...a particularly annoying one keeps dive bombing me while on the PC - its buddy is dead already
YOu have jsut reminded me of when I stayed in HB 18 mths ago - i stayed in a backpacker with a bunch of animals, including cats, dogs and
a large, black 'baby' pig - which used to run in through doors or up the corridor and headbutt me behind the knees
thought it was being friendly - I had to keep trying not to fall over -
Only in NZ...
Sounds like a Kune Kune...
the pig that is...my neighbour use to have a pet one as well.. then it got big and dug up their back yard.... now it is down in the paddock named sinners repent....
free the pig
the pig that is...my neighbour use to have a pet one as well.. then it got big and dug up their back yard.... now it is down in the paddock named sinners repent....
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I Want A New Buell Motor Cycle !!
and world peace !
Just Give Me The Bloody Bike !!