Jokes ( Archived) (6)

Dec 6, 2007 9:28 AM CST Jokes
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
I love reading jokes, but do you know any short and to the point jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the street?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What is red and white and red all over?
NEWSPAPER

Wht did the stamp say to the envelope?
STICK WITH ME AND WE WILL TRAVEL
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Dec 6, 2007 9:33 AM CST Jokes
rockroller63
rockroller63rockroller63Alton, Illinois USA28 Threads 418 Posts
What did thw tablecloth say to the table?.....got ya covered!!!!.....what serves a 4-year term signs documents and rattles?........the president of the united snakes!!!!......What did the candle say to the other candle?......you going out tonight?......
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Dec 6, 2007 9:35 AM CST Jokes
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Jack
and Jill went up the hill

To
have a little fun.

Stupid
Jill forgot the pill

And
now they have a son.



sigh
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Dec 6, 2007 9:36 AM CST Jokes
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Hey
diddle, diddle, the cat
took
a piddle,

All
over the bedside clock.

The
little dog laughed to
see
such fun.

Then
died of electric shock.


dunno
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Jan 1, 2008 8:22 AM CST Jokes
mkavalek
mkavalekmkavalekRio de Janeiro, Brazil10 Posts
Whats the difference between a motocycle and a toilet?
A motocycle: you sit to run. A toilet : you run to sit.

And the difference between a radio and a chamber pot?
A radio speaks everything, but doesnt see anything.
A chamber pot doesnt speak anything, but sees everything.
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Jan 1, 2008 8:25 AM CST Jokes
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley ?

The placement of the dirt bag.
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