On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sorums, Flirtle the Turtle was king of the forums. Nice little threads. Most were clean. Some were neat. Some even made threads ‘bout their preference of feet. They discussed about everything that they might need. And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.
There once was a pirate (the story relates) who liked to go dancing on roller skates. He fell on his cutlass which rendered him nutless and virtually useless on dates.
The once was a young girl from Norway Who hung by her feet from the doorway; Which worked out quite well, 'Cause when you rang her bell, It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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Flirtle the Turtle was king of the forums.
Nice little threads. Most were clean. Some were neat.
Some even made threads ‘bout their preference of feet.
They discussed about everything that they might need.
And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.