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Dec 11, 2007 8:52 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sorums,
Flirtle the Turtle was king of the forums.
Nice little threads. Most were clean. Some were neat.
Some even made threads ‘bout their preference of feet.
They discussed about everything that they might need.
And they were all happy. Quite happy indeed.
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Dec 11, 2007 8:59 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
There once was a man from nantucket,

His words filled many a bucket,

.........yeah...I got nothing.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2007 9:02 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Why is that guy in the limericks always from Nantucket?

Is the same guy?

Or is Nantucket full of guys that do things that rhyme?

dunno
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Dec 11, 2007 9:02 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
There once was a man from Nantucket.

Who kept all his money in a bucket.

His daughter named Nan ran away with a man.

and as for the bucket....... Nan tucket.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:04 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
Guess those boys from nantucket got a lot to say...

Guess they do it in rhyme.

You should try it from time to time...

laugh
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Dec 11, 2007 9:04 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
See what I mean?

dunno
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Dec 11, 2007 9:05 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
For you!



There was a man from Boston.

He bought himself an Austin.

Had room for his as# and a gallon of gas.

and he hung his feet out and lost em.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:13 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
There once was a pirate (the story relates)
who liked to go dancing on roller skates.
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and virtually useless on dates.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:16 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
You always astonish me with your Diogenetical wisdom


rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2007 9:20 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
starr6114
starr6114starr6114mitchell, South Dakota USA41 Threads 531 Posts
His What?
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Dec 11, 2007 9:22 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:24 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
I am gonna tap out now...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 11, 2007 9:27 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
Diogenetical .... please note it has nothing to do with genetical, genetalical, Diogonatical, Etical and such

Diogenes someimes was out from the barrel to share thoughts ... you know laugh
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Dec 11, 2007 9:30 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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Dec 11, 2007 9:32 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
starr6114
starr6114starr6114mitchell, South Dakota USA41 Threads 531 Posts
Just wondering. Did'nt know if if it was something men were born with or if it developed later in lifedunno
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Dec 11, 2007 9:36 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
and Oh where! Oh where! Scandinavian Oslo gone to?

Is it her cold feet tickling on the top of the door? wine


I know my poem i sucks ... but i've got your meaning laugh
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Dec 12, 2007 3:19 AM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
laugh

dunno

help
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Dec 12, 2007 4:14 AM CST Flirtle The Turtle
wfriars
wfriarswfriarsOklahoma City, Oklahoma USA22 Threads 312 Posts
And I still got nothin'
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Dec 12, 2007 12:21 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
pointingFlirtle
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Dec 12, 2007 12:30 PM CST Flirtle The Turtle
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
The boy stood on the burning deck,

Eating red hot scallops.

One fell down his trouser leg,

And burned him on the.. Ermmm... ankles! giggle
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