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Dec 28, 2007 3:35 PM CST Bush
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
Rush Limbaugh was riding down a country road in his limo, when his driver accidentally hit and killed a pig. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, and the chauffeur got out. He knocked on the front door and was let in, but remained inside for a surprisingly long time. When the chauffeur returned, Limbaugh asked what had taken so long.
"Well," the driver explained, "when I went in, the farmer shook my hand and offered me a beer. Then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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Dec 28, 2007 3:41 PM CST Bush
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Nice one, but could not understand the thread title!! sigh

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Dec 28, 2007 3:42 PM CST Bush
cherokeemoon
cherokeemooncherokeemoongrove, Oklahoma USA13 Threads 711 Posts
roll eyes
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Dec 28, 2007 3:42 PM CST Bush
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
Sorry my fault, it was Bushs Chauffeur. He was driven with bush as he killed the pig.
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