Way too long together ( Archived) (6)

> >This is what marriage is about
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> >He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The
old
> >man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He
placed
> >one
> >half in front of his wife.
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> >He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two
> >piles
> >and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
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> >He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the
cup
down
> >between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
people
> >around
> >them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were
thinking,
> >"That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two
of
> >them."
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> >As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He

> >politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old
man

> >said
they
were
> >just fine - we're used to sharing everything.
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> >The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite.
> >She
> >sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping
> >the
> >drink.
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> >Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another
meal
> >for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you,we are used
to

> >sharing everything."
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> >As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin,
> >the
> >young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat
a
> >single
> >bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
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> >She answered
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> >(This is great)
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> >"THE TEETH."

heard it before and had no idea what the punchline wa at the time

you got me !...... .... more touching than funny though, nice one man, keep it coming....

~~~It almost had me


then I read the punchline and started



You are a funny one