When Dan Found Out... ( Archived) (6)

Jan 8, 2008 12:21 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away!

I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.























(Women are so much better at estate planning than men!)

grin
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Jan 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
hahaha rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
THATS funny


but you said you wouldnt tell


very mad
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Jan 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
Dknew
DknewDknewBarrington, New Hampshire USA262 Threads 10 Polls 7,077 Posts
Just my damn luck sigh
















laugh laugh
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Jan 8, 2008 12:27 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
dougmoerhoffman
dougmoerhoffmandougmoerhoffmanSt. Michaels, Maryland USA32 Posts
that sux. I'd rather be poor to begin with than lose a fortune.moping moping wink laugh
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Jan 8, 2008 12:56 PM CST When Dan Found Out...
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing thats so evildevil
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