In Too Far ( Archived) (6)

Jan 10, 2008 1:50 PM CST In Too Far
Fellfrosch
FellfroschFellfroschLeipzig, Saxony Germany94 Threads 4 Polls 774 Posts
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
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Jan 10, 2008 1:51 PM CST In Too Far
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
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Jan 10, 2008 1:52 PM CST In Too Far
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA66 Threads 3 Polls 4,404 Posts
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Best one I've read in a while!
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Jan 10, 2008 1:52 PM CST In Too Far
Eupho
EuphoEuphoWild Wild South West, England UK49 Threads 12 Polls 6,581 Posts
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Jan 10, 2008 2:10 PM CST In Too Far
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
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Jan 10, 2008 2:15 PM CST In Too Far
Pptrixibell
PptrixibellPptrixibellEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK5 Threads 1,903 Posts
Excellent!!

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