Pick the pocket of the person above you. . . . . . . . . (87)
constanza: blackberry, credit cards, lipstick, and a small can of mace or pepperspray...?
How did my keys get in there 
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constanza: blackberry, credit cards, lipstick, and a small can of mace or pepperspray...?
Oooooh!
I had a thing of mace go off in my jeans pocket one time...I guarantee you no woman on Earth could have got me out of my pants quicker!
Owie!
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desmond: How did my keys get in there
could those keys be to the sports convertible...? and a lucky charm
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diogenes: Oooooh!I had a thing of mace go off in my jeans pocket one time...I guarantee you no woman on Earth could have got me out of my pants quicker!
Owie!
Owie!
a vivid imagination
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constanza: could those keys be to the sports convertible...? and a lucky charm
yes i love how the wind blow through my hair when I drive my convertible
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irishlass45: a vivid imagination
I can't imagine what you mean.
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diogenes: I can't imagine what you mean.
ha ha
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Hmmm A Beer! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fallenangel74: Hmmm A Beer! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!
your hand is cold..........here is your hugger for that I found it in your pocket
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irishlass45: your hand is cold..........here is your hugger for that I found it in your pocket
Red lip stick MMMMMMMMMMM my favorite
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desmond: Red lip stick MMMMMMMMMMM my favorite
stick with the pink you have in your other pocket
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irishlass45: stick with the pink you have in your other pocket
I share with you
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desmond: I share with you
A card that says "Match.com" you traitor!!!
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rasgumby: A card that says "Match.com" you traitor!!!
Here's the NO I found in your pocket for me,thanks
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rasgumby: A card that says "Match.com" you traitor!!!
republican party membership card
triple A card
organ donor card
membership to the exclusive local golf club
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constanza: republican party membership card
triple A card
organ donor card
membership to the exclusive local golf club
triple A card
organ donor card
membership to the exclusive local golf club
Damn no pockets on your skirt as i feel you slap my face
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desmond: Damn no pockets on your skirt as i feel you slap my face
compromising photographs of an old girlfriend
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constanza: compromising photographs of an old girlfriend
a picture with my old grilfrien now I know why she left 
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LOL, well everyone is welcome to pick my pockets as well, but consider yourself warned... You might not like the smell of the dried liver dog treats in my pocket...
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but in your case I'll pick yer sporran!