Confession booth.. (333)
OH FARK NO NOT FEATHER TICKLING NOT EVEN ON MY BALLS I'LL CHEW MY OWN LIMBS OFF
kismat: OH FARK NO NOT FEATHER TICKLING NOT EVEN ON MY BALLS I'LL CHEW MY OWN LIMBS OFF
Which Limbs we talkin about here.......
Oh & Can I sell Tickets?????
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nearlly pissed myself ready back over this 
Seriously I crackin up over here.
I'd confess but ya might kill me
kismat: I'd confess but ya might kill me
Give us details and every dirty little one.
sxc666: Seriously I crackin up over here.
Look out undie change..
sxc666: Give us details and every dirty little one.
I will before the end of the week
Twodawgz: Look out undie change..
The X has asked that we meet up tonigh to talk things over, so I have named the pub and the time, 
Then I rang a mutual friend who is bringing my x's, girlfriend that he never finished with, to the same pub at the same time.
I will fill in any blanks but mainly sit back and watch the fireworks.
Revenge is mine and sweet
Then I rang a mutual friend who is bringing my x's, girlfriend that he never finished with, to the same pub at the same time.
I will fill in any blanks but mainly sit back and watch the fireworks.
Revenge is mine and sweet
Ecoprincess: The X has asked that we meet up tonigh to talk things over, so I have named the pub and the time,
Then I rang a mutual friend who is bringing my x's, girlfriend that he never finished with, to the same pub at the same time.
I will fill in any blanks but mainly sit back and watch the fireworks.
Revenge is mine and sweet
Then I rang a mutual friend who is bringing my x's, girlfriend that he never finished with, to the same pub at the same time.
I will fill in any blanks but mainly sit back and watch the fireworks.
Revenge is mine and sweet
Do fill us in. Interesting situation.
i see puppies 
sxc666: nearlly pissed myself ready back over this
Yeah not a bad read & Im glad its been revamped we do have several newbies that have neva been to confession.....
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don't look up Z what are you doing over here and yes I see you 
sxc666: Z what are you doing over here and yes I see you
i looking for puppies 
but really i was looking for you but honestly i got lost along the way 
zdeadmanwalking: i looking for puppies
but really i was looking for you
but honestly i got lost along the way
but really i was looking for you
but honestly i got lost along the way
Im trying to get to your emails ok but i have a lot Ill get back to you shortly be bloody good in the meantime 
Just mistreat me all you like I'm taking this one to the grave 
sxc666: Do fill us in. Interesting situation.
Interesting yes and went mostly according to plan -lastnight.
the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast
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I can offer you the padded cell (of my bedroom),massage oil (only if you're a good prisoner), the gentle touch of my expert hands, chocolate icecream (which we MAY eat from a bowl) and the skills of my.......
sweet personality
I only just read this post.
And now I have been ousted by the king of brathelisers.
And chocolate is my fav, oh well off to help a mate celebrate his pre wedding nerves, perhaps we will end up in kizzys bar now wouldn't that be interesting.