Confession booth.. (333)
Ecoprincess: Interesting yes and went mostly according to plan -lastnight.
the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast
the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast
Oh & BTW YOU ARE "FORGIVEN"!!!!!!
Damn it I wanted a go on the rack again 
sxc666: I'm farkin devastated
Harry the Humper is really Helen the Humper.
Harry the Humper is really Helen the Humper.
Only by day..
YUK
Ecoprincess: Interesting yes and went mostly according to plan -lastnight.
the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast
the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast
thats great
you go girlI don't need to confess
I haven't committed any sins because I am innocent
I haven't committed any sins because I am innocent
I confess I was good 
sxc666: Fek no nothing goes in my poo shoot.
I know just wanted to get your attention
kismat: I know just wanted to get your attention
I must confess, othe day i herd that the stat of Indiana was 3/4 under water i laughed my head off as thats where my cow of an ex lives......even thought about sending her a snorkal, i know its crude but right now i just don't care, i feel malicious and have all intentions of doing just that lol.
........and now it's payback time and you know what they say about that?.............it's like an itch.....only meaner!!
........and now it's payback time and you know what they say about that?.............it's like an itch.....only meaner!!
Artythis: I must confess, othe day i herd that the stat of Indiana was 3/4 under water i laughed my head off as thats where my cow of an ex lives......even thought about sending her a snorkal, i know its crude but right now i just don't care, i feel malicious and have all intentions of doing just that lol.
........and now it's payback time and you know what they say about that?.............it's like an itch.....only meaner!!
........and now it's payback time and you know what they say about that?.............it's like an itch.....only meaner!!
TRY to get over it, good luck
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the poor critter did his best with apologies, looking lovingly into my eyes, arrived with flowers and a bottle of my favourite whiskey, been the perfect loved up boy I had gotten to know. I played along, pretending to fall for him all over again, accepting his lies that the relationship was over etc. My friends mobile buzzed in my pocket - which meant that my friend and the poor critters girlfriend were just coming into the pub.
His face was a picture of disbelief, realisation of been set up and horror at what he new was to come, with a little sprinkle of anger.
I like the critters girlfriend, her first words were "so how is the early night going". Then from what I can remember there were words along the line of - lying, cheeting, scum, etc. just as I was leaving I turned and caught his eye just as his pint went over his head
My friend and I went to another pub for a bite to eat.
This morning I came to work and his car is here but he is still out on his rounds - cant wait for him to come in
Funniest thing - my friend had left the engine of his car running in case we needed to get way fast