The Man Who Knows His Math... (18)
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That was just brilliant, Don.... as always!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
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roseofsharon: That was just brilliant, Don.... as always!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
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roseofsharon: That was just brilliant, Don.... as always!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
And, in my usually helpful manner (as you know only too well), I will be out on the road between 4pm and 6pm later today.... okay??!!
Thanks Alison - I wish I could claim credit for it, but actually it was sent to Jackson in an e-mail and I simply passed it along.
(Oh, and thanks for the warning - I'll make it a point not to drive anywhere in your area today!
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The_Kansan: Thanks Alison - I wish I could claim credit for it, but actually it was sent to Jackson in an e-mail and I simply passed it along.
(Oh, and thanks for the warning - I'll make it a point not to drive anywhere in your area today! )
(Oh, and thanks for the warning - I'll make it a point not to drive anywhere in your area today! )
Ohh no, Don.... au contraire, you misunderstand me. I will be driving in YOUR area later today....!!
In advance, love.......
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The_Kansan: The Man who Knows his Math...
He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
his window and gave the woman the finger.
'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper,
I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't effing think so!
He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
his window and gave the woman the finger.
'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper,
I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't effing think so!
finally a guy with brains!!!
very good
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Yo, Emer...!!!! Good to see ya.... 
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roseofsharon: Yo, Emer...!!!! Good to see ya....
hey allie hows you on this delightful Sunday morning
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roseofsharon: Ohh no, Don.... au contraire, you misunderstand me. I will be driving in YOUR area later today....!!
In advance, love.......
In advance, love.......
Oh, got ya! Jackson has agreed to drive when we go out later on. (I'll be the one hunkered down in the combat cowboy hat with the flak jacket, sitting on my hands with my eyes tightly shut while thinking beautiful thoughts about how all men are cowards...
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emc_eile: hey allie hows you on this delightful Sunday morning
I am very well, sweetie.... all the better for the chuckle, thanks to Don, of course!!
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, love... won't you??
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We need a Prez that'll address the PMS issue. It's time for CHANGE!
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roseofsharon: I am very well, sweetie.... all the better for the chuckle, thanks to Don, of course!!
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, love... won't you??
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, love... won't you??
course i will its paddy weekend! woohoo tis great to be irish
have one for us there too
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emc_eile: course i will its paddy weekend! woohoo tis great to be irish
have one for us there too
have one for us there too
Well here in Iceland we had us at many a pud st paddy´s day drinking and oohh my my head hurts hehe
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Best bumper sticker I ever saw addressed this issue.
BACK OFF I HAVE PMS AND A GUN
I want one now that says, I'm menopausal and have a gun.
BACK OFF I HAVE PMS AND A GUN
I want one now that says, I'm menopausal and have a gun.
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alabamabebe:
I want one now that says, I'm menopausal and have a gun.
I want one now that says, I'm menopausal and have a gun.
Hey, Bev - Jackson says that if you'll get some printed up, she'll buy one from you!
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He writes:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out
his window and gave the woman the finger.
'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper,
I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't effing think so!