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Mar 28, 2008 1:40 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
Make a wish. The next person grants it, but shows the side effects to what you wished for. Then make your own wish.




EG: I wish it would rain.

GRANTED But it’s acid rain.




I wish I had a puppy.....
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Mar 28, 2008 1:44 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
Granted: but you will get a lot of tourists around you and it will never be quiet



I wish I could see chelsea
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Mar 28, 2008 1:46 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
acausey07: Granted: but you will get a lot of tourists around you and it will never be quiet
I wish I could see chelsea


Granted: But nothing bad happens....
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Mar 28, 2008 1:48 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But you clothes will always smell like fish
I wish I had a maid.


Granted: but she will weight over 400 lbs, have a crush on you, wear miniskirts and love to bend over lol



I wish It was cooler outside
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Mar 28, 2008 1:48 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But nothing bad happens....


add on---And everything goes perfect

I wish I had a Monkey
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Mar 28, 2008 1:49 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
j_goose71: add on---And everything goes perfect

I wish I had a Monkey


Granted: but he would fling poo all over the walls
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Mar 28, 2008 1:49 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
acausey07: Granted: but she will weight over 400 lbs, have a crush on you, wear miniskirts and love to bend over lol
I wish It was cooler outside


Granted: But everything freezes and all the men you are interested in suffer from shrinkage


I still wish I had a monkey
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Mar 28, 2008 1:50 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But everything freezes and all the men you are interested in suffer from shrinkageI still wish I had a monkey


Granted: and again they will fling poo all over the walls
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Mar 28, 2008 1:53 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But it doesn't come with a gas tank.

I wish I was younger.


Granted: But you will always wear diapers and be incontinent.





I wish I had a new bbq.
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Mar 28, 2008 1:55 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71
j_goose71j_goose71Over there, USA43 Threads 4 Polls 849 Posts
sxc666: Granted: But you will always wear diapers and be incontinent.I wish I had a new bbq.
Granted: But you will always burn your food

I wish I could wear a thong.
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Mar 28, 2008 1:57 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But you will always burn your food

I wish I could wear a thong.


Granted: But you must wear it backwards.




I wish, I could be a man for a day.
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Mar 28, 2008 1:58 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
j_goose71: Granted: But you will always burn your food

I wish I could wear a thong.


Granted: But one day it will be lost up ur crack and never be found lol

I wish i could fly
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Mar 28, 2008 1:59 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
sxc666: Granted: But you must wear it backwards.

I wish, I could be a man for a day.


Granted: but you will knock someone up and they will find you
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Mar 28, 2008 2:01 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
acausey07: Granted: But one day it will be lost up ur crack and never be found lol

I wish i could fly


granted: But you will not be able to fly straight, and you will crash into things all the time.




I wish I had red nail polish at the moment.
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Mar 28, 2008 2:04 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
sxc666: granted: But you will not be able to fly straight, and you will crash into things all the time.

I wish I had red nail polish at the moment.


Granted: but it will be old and crusty and you will not beable to use it on your nails

i wish i had some chocolate
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Mar 28, 2008 2:08 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
acausey07: Granted: but it will be old and crusty and you will not beable to use it on your nails

i wish i had some chocolate


granted: but it will be dark and taste like poo.




I wish I could speak another language.
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Mar 28, 2008 2:08 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
j_goose71: Granted, but it leaks.

I wish my toilet could talk

granted but it sings loud opera when you sit down

I wish I could finish my book
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Mar 28, 2008 2:08 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
acausey07
acausey07acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Posts
j_goose71: Granted, but it leaks.

I wish my toilet could talk

Granted: but it would laugh at you everytime you went to take a pi&&


I wish my fridge had more food in it
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Mar 28, 2008 2:09 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
j_goose71: Granted, but it leaks.

I wish my toilet could talk


Granted: but everything you do in it, it sprays back on you and covers you when it talks Shi*





I wish I had a horse.
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Mar 28, 2008 2:10 AM CST Corrupt a wish.....
Poetic
PoeticPoeticHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany6 Threads 3 Polls 255 Posts
j_goose71: Granted, but it leaks.

I wish my toilet could talk


Granted, but I don`t believe you will hear it...

I wish I´m a beautiful woman for one week...
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