Corrupt a wish..... (85)
Bowie: but the name of the ship is Titanic
I wish I could go to the moon
I wish I could go to the moon
Well at least I can have a swim....
Granted: But you land on mars istead.....
I wish I was living in a warm country....
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Bowie: but the name of the ship is Titanic
I wish I could go to the moon
I wish I could go to the moon
you can, but its made of smelly green cheese
wish I had someone to prune the palm trees
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foreveryoung1: you can, but its made of smelly green cheese
wish I had someone to prune the palm trees
wish I had someone to prune the palm trees
but he uses your fingernails to do it
I wish i couldlive longer
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foreveryoung1:
wish I had someone to prune the palm trees
wish I had someone to prune the palm trees
I will do it for you at no charge (but it will cost you dearly for my airfare)
I wish I could be an International Man of Mystery
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diogenes: I will do it for you at no charge (but it will cost you dearly for my airfare)
I wish I could be an International Man of Mystery
I wish I could be an International Man of Mystery
Granted, but you are so mysterous, nobody knows who you are
I wish I could spell
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Bowie: Granted, but you are so mysterous, nobody knows who you are
I wish I could spell
I wish I could spell
Granted: But you develop Dyslexia and can't write the words down correctly.
I wish I could breathe underwater
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anyone anyone?
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Serenity1971: Granted: but she's harder to understand than a man and it drives you to psychosis and you get locked away in the loony bin.I wish I had the ability to travel anywhere I want without worrying about bills that need to be paid.
Granted, but you ended up a worned out skin as too much time in the aircraft.
I wish I could make 4 delicious dishes in 4 minutes.
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FloraFlora: Granted, but you ended up a worned out skin as too much time in the aircraft.
I wish I could make 4 delicious dishes in 4 minutes.
I wish I could make 4 delicious dishes in 4 minutes.
Granted: But everyone tries to eat the plates and they end up going to the hospital to get the glass picked out of their mouths and throats and you're sued for damages.
I wish that I could finish this article so it can be submitted
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Serenity1971: Granted: But everyone tries to eat the plates and they end up going to the hospital to get the glass picked out of their mouths and throats and you're sued for damages.
I wish that I could finish this article so it can be submitted
I wish that I could finish this article so it can be submitted
granted but it is published in a photo album
I wish i could type faster
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Bowie: granted but it is published in a photo album
I wish i could type faster
I wish i could type faster
Granted: But now you are soooo fassssttt you are in the Guinness Book of records.. your agent makes you attend lots of 'Displays' to show off your typing skills and no longer have time to jump out of planes.
I wish there were 36hrs in a day!
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Claayer: Granted: But now you are soooo fassssttt you are in the Guinness Book of records.. your agent makes you attend lots of 'Displays' to show off your typing skills and no longer have time to jump out of planes.
I wish there were 36hrs in a day!
I wish there were 36hrs in a day!
Granted but now your work day is 18 hours long
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tryandcatchme72: Granted but now your work day is 18 hours long
Arrrrghhh!!
Whats your wish?
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Serenity1971: Granted: but she's harder to understand than a man and it drives you to psychosis and you get locked away in the loony bin.I wish I had the ability to travel anywhere I want without worrying about bills that need to be paid.
Granted, but then I would still have a story to tell;
Let's call it "Rubber Wall Recollections" or something of the sort.
or maybe,,,,,
"Wrap Me Up In Whte".....?????
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tryandcatchme72: Granted but now your work day is 18 hours long[/quote
Forgot to wish!
I wish I had a wish
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Forgot to wish!
I wish I had a wish
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Granted: But your wish is used on a refrigerator that wasn't keeping the food cold and now it's freezing everything.
I wish all my kids were coming to visit not just my oldest
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Granted but.......
They also bring along their friends and their relations who happen to be the biggest family in China and it is the week you have more bills than chinese laundry so you opt to buy a bag of rice to feed them all...well they leave disappointed and thinking you are the biggest cheapskate!
I wish my patients would all be well for one day and give me a day off..
They also bring along their friends and their relations who happen to be the biggest family in China and it is the week you have more bills than chinese laundry so you opt to buy a bag of rice to feed them all...well they leave disappointed and thinking you are the biggest cheapskate!
I wish my patients would all be well for one day and give me a day off..
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Serenity1971:
I wish all my kids were coming to visit not just my oldest
I wish all my kids were coming to visit not just my oldest
*poof... the doorbell rings and a troupe of familiar faces file in, devouring all your food & leaving piles of laundry for days. Oh & they've all brought new family of their own.
"surprise"
I wish I was in Europe right now.
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spiceygamble: *poof... the doorbell rings and a troupe of familiar faces file in, devouring all your food & leaving piles of laundry for days. Oh & they've all brought new family of their own.
"surprise"
I wish I was in Europe right now.
"surprise"
I wish I was in Europe right now.
You are....
a siberian prison cell...
I wish I had some time off from work
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but the name of the ship is Titanic
I wish I could go to the moon