The Bar is open.......................Ladies night (887)
KrazieStill: Let's start a club for that. Trust, it would be a BIG group.
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sxc666: Shhhhh Barry you're going to ruin my cyber tart repuation.
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Blonde Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a proffesional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a proffesional wretler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a proffesional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a proffesional wretler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
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Good man and you?
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Gaaarrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy 
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tryandcatchme72:
there ya go!
there ya go!
OMG I can't even read now! sorry !
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Tinaaaaaaaaaaaaa------ This thread is Archived ------
yoursuperman: Good man and you?
Doing good Gary just great seeing you here my friend
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tryandcatchme72:
OMG I can't even read now! sorry !
OMG I can't even read now! sorry !
See what happens when I rub your feet
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Today my bday :)
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Today my bday :)
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yoursuperman: Today my bday :)
Happy Birthday
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yoursuperman: Today my bday :)
Happy birthday. Des, some drinks man.
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Its ok im a stranger in the night lock your doors and windows lol
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Happy Birthday to you!yoursuperman: Today my bday :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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