A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
rockstar0779: I know I am late but did someone say bar?lol I need to not work so much so I know what goes on.
YEP YOU GOT THE RIGHT PLACE ALL THE FUN PEOPLE ARE HERE! BUT BECAREFULL AFTER YOUR FIRST DRINK YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN! SO COME ON IN AND HAVE FUN! DONT LOOK AT ME i REALLY AM DRINKING TONIHGT CANT GET WARM !
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer (also a blonde). The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
tryandcatchme72: YEP YOU GOT THE RIGHT PLACE ALL THE FUN PEOPLE ARE HERE! BUT BECAREFULL AFTER YOUR FIRST DRINK YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN! SO COME ON IN AND HAVE FUN! DONT LOOK AT ME i REALLY AM DRINKING TONIHGT CANT GET WARM !
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WELL AS LONG AS THERE IS MORE THEN JUST ME I WONT FEEL LEFT OUT AND ALL ALONE!