The Bar is open.......................Ladies night (887)
acausey07somewhere, South Carolina USA14 Threads 3 Polls 760 Postsdesmond: Yes you can but I am lost what is a P.M.F
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tryandcatchme72: It's a purple mother F*&^ker. Don't ask me what in it I just drink em!
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
I'll have what she is having.
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tryandcatchme72: It's a purple mother F*&^ker. Don't ask me what in it I just drink em!
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
you sound like you are in a great mood so I get you both of them
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j_goose71: take off your shirt then...hang them out there.....
Stop complaining, and show your stuff......
WOOOO HOOOO
(.)(.) BOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!
Stop complaining, and show your stuff......
WOOOO HOOOO
(.)(.) BOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!
would that really be a good thing?? will that really get me any where?
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sxc666: I'll have what she is having.
they are good! getcha drunk in hurry!
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desmond: you sound like you are in a great mood so I get you both of them
that will work just fine!
So how is everyone tonight?
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tryandcatchme72: that will work just fine!
So how is everyone tonight?
So how is everyone tonight?
Doing great have a few drink a few laughs and always a little flirting
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tryandcatchme72: they are good! getcha drunk in hurry!
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Alannah: Geeezz Barry! Now I'm laughing so hard I'm snorting!
Sorry Des is a little slow with the jokes tonight but right on the money with the honeys and keeps the drinks coming. He's my hero!
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can i have a refill des im running low :)
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Out All Night Drinking
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally
says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and
maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls
home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
through the door and up the stairs.
When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time
he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at
him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally
says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat
on his face. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and
maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls
home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
through the door and up the stairs.
When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time
he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at
him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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KrazieStill: Sorry Des is a little slow with the jokes tonight but right on the money with the honeys and keeps the drinks coming. He's my hero!
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acausey07: can i have a refill des im running low :)
coming right up and waiting for that dance sweetie
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tryandcatchme72: It's a purple mother F*&^ker. Don't ask me what in it I just drink em!
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
If you don't have that a CMF works good too
Thats a citronmyface made citron
Can I pour you a steamy foreplay in the shower?
If you like that I'll get you a hot pink beaver buster.
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acausey07: can i have a refill des im running low :)
Only if she tells another joke Des. Acausey aren't you just about ready for the big day?
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desmond: coming right up and waiting for that dance sweetie
Whenever ur ready hun just grab my hand and lets boogie :)
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I'll have a root beer as usual.
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KrazieStill: Only if she tells another joke Des. Acausey aren't you just about ready for the big day?
of course i am im so impatient thats why i gotta get my dancing and laughing thing going maybe that will make it happen sooner lol
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