The Bar is open.......................Ladies night (887)
Okay, who's not dancing. Crap, just me. 
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Does split on the bar moving my hips to the music jumps back up dancing my shoes off . 
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KrazieStill: OMG
Wait Sunshine is blonde. Bad joke Des, Bad joke.
no sunshine LOVES blond jokes i have heard them for over 22 yrs nowWait Sunshine is blonde. Bad joke Des, Bad joke.
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tryandcatchme72: ok turn the music up and lead me to the floor
Dreams do come true taking you hand feels like heaven 
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yoursuperman: Does split on the bar moving my hips to the music jumps back up dancing my shoes off .
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< passes out.
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sunshine79: no sunshine LOVES blond jokes i have heard them for over 22 yrs now
That's a good girl!
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KrazieStill: Hey, I did my 20 years. It's for a good cause (ME).
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KrazieStill: Hey, I did my 20 years. It's for a good cause (ME).
whats the cause or am I not supose to know that too!
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sxc666: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< passes out.
Gives Tina mouth to __________ (fill in blank)
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sunshine79: what branch
USAF
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Leans over kisses Tina cheek Wake up ...goes back to dancing
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Another Suicide
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
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sunshine79: not me no one has asked but now that i have said this you will all start asking me now
Come here lil' army girl.
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desmond: Another SuicideA blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
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i am USA we are better than USAFKrazieStill: Gives Tina mouth to __________ (fill in blank)
<<<<<<<<<<< Pretends to pass out again.
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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright