No picture of Elley, let's guess..... (117)
Elley: Thankyou. The real me ? Don,t think even I know the real me.Anyway,you all got the pic behind the alta ego. It,s coming off soon.
The pic or the dry/wet suit?
Elley: Thankyou. The real me ? Don,t think even I know the real me.Anyway,you all got the pic behind the alta ego. It,s coming off soon.
what?
rusty_knight: Oh well......good to 'see' you Elley - nice to put a face to a name even if it's really really bald and ugly!
Just joking - I think I'll shave my hair off my head and grow Dennis Healey eyebrows to 'tickle' the ladies with!
Just joking - I think I'll shave my hair off my head and grow Dennis Healey eyebrows to 'tickle' the ladies with!
You don,t know how glad I am that you find me ugly, cause if turn you on we,ve both got a problem.
Elley: You don,t know how glad I am that you find me ugly, cause if turn you on we,ve both got a problem.
BTW they are not eyebrows,they are sunshades.
Elley: BTW they are not eyebrows,they are sunshades.
That's what a Maltese lass told me.......I tried to take them off and they wouldn't budge!
rusty_knight: That's what a Maltese lass told me.......I tried to take them off and they wouldn't budge!
Hers or yours,or both ? And how exactly did you try to take them off ?
Elley: Hers or yours,or both ? And how exactly did you try to take them off ?
Her's!
Plucking 'ell - a gentleman never tells!
rusty_knight: Her's!
Plucking 'ell - a gentleman never tells!
Plucking 'ell - a gentleman never tells!
Did you say plucking!!!
Elley: Did you say plucking!!!
Yup!
oohh geez... 
i miss out ONE day and everything happens on THAT day
oh well, all i good i guess
Great pic Elley
Nice to finally have a face to relate to 
the ladies must be pretty excited too! if you add this up with the fact that i'll be gone from here for about 10 days or so, well, you got the playground to yourself amigo
wooohooo
i miss out ONE day and everything happens on THAT day
oh well, all i good i guess
Great pic Elley
Nice to finally have a face to relate to the ladies must be pretty excited too! if you add this up with the fact that i'll be gone from here for about 10 days or so, well, you got the playground to yourself amigo
wooohoooManolito: oohh geez...
i miss out ONE day and everything happens on THAT day
oh well, all i good i guess
Great pic Elley Nice to finally have a face to relate to
the ladies must be pretty excited too! if you add this up with the fact that i'll be gone from here for about 10 days or so, well, you got the playground to yourself amigo wooohooo
i miss out ONE day and everything happens on THAT day
oh well, all i good i guess
Great pic Elley Nice to finally have a face to relate to
the ladies must be pretty excited too! if you add this up with the fact that i'll be gone from here for about 10 days or so, well, you got the playground to yourself amigo wooohooo
Must admit I don,t feel worth all the fuss, maybe it,s just been a slow news day.
Mano,what happened to you, Cath and Dragonfly nearly had fisticuffs, even,Smokey was getting a bit hyper. Breezee had a peep,as did Rusty,who then spat his dummy out and posted a photo of some real good looking geezer who couldn,t possibly be him. Come back soon,too much oodlesome female flesh for one man.
dragonfly88: That just show's he's brave and that he's got good legs for running away from all the girls or running after them,
I'd better not go into that.....I mean, .... well... would he be running to, away from or into?
I've done it again.
sorry
I'd better not go into that.....I mean, .... well... would he be running to, away from or into?
I've done it again.
sorry
When you are in this deep best to stop digging.At this rate you,ll be needing a triple extending ladder.
Too too much female attention for comfort I,m afraid.Not comfy with my
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
Elley: Too too much female attention for comfort I,m afraid.Not comfy with my
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
Awwww and I bought you in the auction, ffs Elley where,s your backbone, I wanna see it and the rest(in the wetsuit)
cathy61: Awwww and I bought you in the auction, ffs Elley where,s your backbone, I wanna see it and the rest(in the wetsuit)
So you bought me,when you coming to collect,Madam?
Elley: Too too much female attention for comfort I,m afraid.Not comfy with my
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
" CS Fame". Despite my postings I am actually quite a shy private person and much much prefer anonimity.Soz,but now youve all seen me really don,t wanna scare any more women or babies.
Noooo,put the picture back!!
Just for tonight, so I can see you. Then I'll pretend that you're nothing more than a mote of dust, if that's what makes you happy.
Elley: Put it up!!!!!
It,s been many along year since an attractive female said those three little words to me.
The last three lñittle words I heard were F.O.Now!!!
It,s been many along year since an attractive female said those three little words to me.
The last three lñittle words I heard were F.O.Now!!!
got me there!cathy61: got me there!
It,s a laugh,innit ? You know,that funny noise you make when someone says something funny,or when ol Rusty Dusty puts up a Rodney Bewes pic.
Elley: It,s a laugh,innit ? You know,that funny noise you make when someone says something funny,or when ol Rusty Dusty puts up a Rodney Bewes pic.
He looks more like Dustin Hoffman in 'Mrs Robinson'
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Thankyou. The real me ? Don,t think even I know the real me.Anyway,you all got the pic behind the alta ego. It,s coming off soon.