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got a hunch I might be the only human around here. Ok guys, you can all* stay for now but please remember not only that you are guests on this beautiful planet but also the right to question here is coupled with the duty to respect. If you really don't like how we do things, you are free to air your opinions but only in a mature positive way. This is way it is here on the Earth. This is also the way it will remain now that we have the pleasure of your alien company among us. Benign moaning unless paired with constructive comment on how to improve things should be avoided at all cost. So too should the constant jibbing our psychologists have witnessed in your behaviour. This 'no jibe' ruling applies with immediate effect and should guide both the interaction you share amongst yourselves and any of the same you may be permitted to enjoy with regular Earthlings during your stay here with us.
Thank you for your attention.
The Sheriff's Department, Milan. Earth.
Please note that any breach of the above will result in the immediate nullification of permission to reside on the Earth. At such an unfortuitous time you will be ordered to leave. Let's hope we may live in peace and share a long mutually beneficial time together.
*All in this context refers to everyone whose name is not anagramous to the ancient chief Indian name 'hurting sky' - you sir are required to return to your planet forthwith. Even your fellow aliens have requested as much.
Thank you for your attention.
The Sheriff's Department, Milan. Earth.
Please note that any breach of the above will result in the immediate nullification of permission to reside on the Earth. At such an unfortuitous time you will be ordered to leave. Let's hope we may live in peace and share a long mutually beneficial time together.
*All in this context refers to everyone whose name is not anagramous to the ancient chief Indian name 'hurting sky' - you sir are required to return to your planet forthwith. Even your fellow aliens have requested as much.
Portiea: Do not believe in anything for which there is no empirical evidence. As far as beliving in aliens....it is speculation based on anedotal evidence. As for a god, it is faith... For neither, does actual empirical evidence exist.
Just because other people say and believe that a Lift will take you "up" or "down" 100`s of meters in complete safety - is that reason enough to trust your life to it? .... is this "empirical evidence" that the lift will do what they say it will do? Or is your faith enough to believe you will exit it whilst still alive and healthy?
smoky: Just because other people say and believe that a Lift will take you "up" or "down" 100`s of meters in complete safety - is that reason enough to trust your life to it? .... is this "empirical evidence" that the lift will do what they say it will do? Or is your faith enough to believe you will exit it whilst still alive and healthy?
Elley: Do you believe in them or not.
I married one,just interested to hear your views.
I married one,just interested to hear your views.
I used to date one. Hope for your sake it's not the same one. She had two horns on her head, firey red skin, hooves for feet, breathed fire and kept a pitch fork in her hand.
seekerian: I used to date one. Hope for your sake it's not the same one. She had two horns on her head, firey red skin, hooves for feet, breathed fire and kept a pitch fork in her hand.
I know her too. She was disguised as a normal - half normal - person when I met her. After time I saw the horns and stuff.
they say their is no fault in invention. We all make some tough dicisions once in a life time.. Just keep your head up
yes i believe in aliens, i am an entertainer, i play a alien
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I can't prove it.
It is only a hunch I've had for several decades.
I have this awful feeling that the women I married were all alien beings. I have no idea where they came from but the word 'Zog' has somehow been implanted in my mind.
They did awful, naughty things to me - and to think I slept next to aliens night after night in total ignorance!
When I was asleep, I believe that these alien beings glowed a faint greenish colour and stuck their alien tongues down my right ear and sucked my brains out - little by little!
It's awful!
It's terrible!
It's incredible!
This also mean that I have fathered two part human/ part alien sons.
I want my sucked out brains back, please!