SLUGS & SNAILS .... (90)
Lagoona22: CORRECTION!!
Please downgrade the alarm on Giant Maritime Slugs......
What happened was, a rather large amphibious being known as a Beer-Bellied Bikini-clad Brit Broad rubbed hulls with me in the water....needless to say, she didn't appreciate the vitamin C infusion....
Please downgrade the alarm on Giant Maritime Slugs......
What happened was, a rather large amphibious being known as a Beer-Bellied Bikini-clad Brit Broad rubbed hulls with me in the water....needless to say, she didn't appreciate the vitamin C infusion....
aha ahaaaa...plenty of them around and in their bikini too..
Do you wear a bikini Marti??...if you do, I swear I'll wear my speedo.....(and freak out Smokey...)...
MARTI: aha ahaaaa...plenty of them around and in their bikini too..
Lagoona22: Do you wear a bikini Marti??...if you do, I swear I'll wear my speedo.....(and freak out Smokey...)...
of course i do and dont you dare come near my site wearing a triangle shaped speedo...prefer the tight shorts
I'm sure Smoky looks great in hers and all the huge amphibians will disappear and drown themselves..
...no, Smokey has this thing about seeing men in Speedos......she has this spontaneous reaction.....the bigger the banana, the bigger the -
MARTI: of course i do and dont you dare come near my site wearing a triangle shaped speedo...prefer the tight shorts
I'm sure Smoky looks great in hers and all the huge amphibians will disappear and drown themselves..
I'm sure Smoky looks great in hers and all the huge amphibians will disappear and drown themselves..
Lagoona22: ...no, Smokey has this thing about seeing men in Speedos......she has this spontaneous reaction.....the bigger the banana, the bigger the -
I have a horrible feeling that Rusty died and has been re-incarnated as Lagoona?
My dear man, do you not know, yet, that only Gay Guys wear Speedos? ... or Weight-Lifters cause they ... or never mind their reasons .....suffice to say, mostly Gays wear them ... or realy weird guys who arent Lifeguards.
To be able to recall my likes/dislikes on this subject - They were not likes or dislikes, merely a comment on How Do Guys Have The Courage To Subject Their Private Parts To All And Sundries Scrutiny Whilst Clinglingly Clad In Shimmering Nylon Lycra? Most women do not realy like them. I suppose some women do like them - for reasons known only to themselves. Personally I would not be seen dead on the beach with a guy in a speedo.
.. or alive. I prefer a man to look Manly, not a Peacock strutting with his goods on display.
smoky: I have a horrible feeling that Rusty died and has been re-incarnated as Lagoona?
My dear man, do you not know, yet, that only Gay Guys wear Speedos? ... or Weight-Lifters cause they ... or never mind their reasons .....suffice to say, mostly Gays wear them ... or realy weird guys who arent Lifeguards.
To be able to recall my likes/dislikes on this subject - They were not likes or dislikes, merely a comment on How Do Guys Have The Courage To Subject Their Private Parts To All And Sundries Scrutiny Whilst Clinglingly Clad In Shimmering Nylon Lycra? Most women do not realy like them. I suppose some women do like them - for reasons known only to themselves. Personally I would not be seen dead on the beach with a guy in a speedo. .. or alive. I prefer a man to look Manly, not a Peacock strutting with his goods on display.
My dear man, do you not know, yet, that only Gay Guys wear Speedos? ... or Weight-Lifters cause they ... or never mind their reasons .....suffice to say, mostly Gays wear them ... or realy weird guys who arent Lifeguards.
To be able to recall my likes/dislikes on this subject - They were not likes or dislikes, merely a comment on How Do Guys Have The Courage To Subject Their Private Parts To All And Sundries Scrutiny Whilst Clinglingly Clad In Shimmering Nylon Lycra? Most women do not realy like them. I suppose some women do like them - for reasons known only to themselves. Personally I would not be seen dead on the beach with a guy in a speedo. .. or alive. I prefer a man to look Manly, not a Peacock strutting with his goods on display.
Hurrah..well said Smoky
MARTI: Hurrah..well said Smoky
At last! ... Someone understands what I`m trying to say!
Thanks Marti....
Of course ..... some men are able to wear a Speedo, like some men are able to wear a Thong, and still look manly. Maybe its got something to do with Style?... the shape of their body?.... the overall impression?......But its got to be a Good Impression!
.. and not an Embarrasment.
Well, you obviously didn't spend any time on the beach when you were in Malta.....this is SPEEDO country....guys strut their stuff here......and at every other possible opportunity too. An ersatz for displaying your banana in public is.....outfitting our car with a REALLY thick and chunky exhaust pipe...with something like a megaphone built into it.....use your imagination......and then driving around the town square all afternoon doing squealy wheelies at every opportunity...which means every time there is an audience of young women....the noise is quite incredible.....haven't these guys heard of rising gas prices???....but I suppose that's small beer when compared to the thrill of dancing bananas....
smoky: I have a horrible feeling that Rusty died and has been re-incarnated as Lagoona?
My dear man, do you not know, yet, that only Gay Guys wear Speedos? ... or Weight-Lifters cause they ... or never mind their reasons .....suffice to say, mostly Gays wear them ... or realy weird guys who arent Lifeguards.
To be able to recall my likes/dislikes on this subject - They were not likes or dislikes, merely a comment on How Do Guys Have The Courage To Subject Their Private Parts To All And Sundries Scrutiny Whilst Clinglingly Clad In Shimmering Nylon Lycra? Most women do not realy like them. I suppose some women do like them - for reasons known only to themselves. Personally I would not be seen dead on the beach with a guy in a speedo. .. or alive. I prefer a man to look Manly, not a Peacock strutting with his goods on display.
My dear man, do you not know, yet, that only Gay Guys wear Speedos? ... or Weight-Lifters cause they ... or never mind their reasons .....suffice to say, mostly Gays wear them ... or realy weird guys who arent Lifeguards.
To be able to recall my likes/dislikes on this subject - They were not likes or dislikes, merely a comment on How Do Guys Have The Courage To Subject Their Private Parts To All And Sundries Scrutiny Whilst Clinglingly Clad In Shimmering Nylon Lycra? Most women do not realy like them. I suppose some women do like them - for reasons known only to themselves. Personally I would not be seen dead on the beach with a guy in a speedo. .. or alive. I prefer a man to look Manly, not a Peacock strutting with his goods on display.
Lagoona22: Well, you obviously didn't spend any time on the beach when you were in Malta.....this is SPEEDO country....guys strut their stuff here......and at every other possible opportunity too. An ersatz for displaying your banana in public is.....outfitting our car with a REALLY thick and chunky exhaust pipe...with something like a megaphone built into it.....use your imagination......and then driving around the town square all afternoon doing squealy wheelies at every opportunity...which means every time there is an audience of young women....the noise is quite incredible.....haven't these guys heard of rising gas prices???....but I suppose that's small beer when compared to the thrill of dancing bananas....
It was cold when I was there .. you had arrived and brought Swiss weather! So I was deprived of the Speedo Banana Parade......
Oh well, now you guys are in the EU ... they gonna soon have to find a replacement for their phallic symbol exhausts....!
...... Think! This could be where an Entreprenurial Mind could make a killing ...!... Something new to use for the time honoured phallic symbol?!! ... Or do they just get left with their speedos?
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Please downgrade the alarm on Giant Maritime Slugs......
What happened was, a rather large amphibious being known as a Beer-Bellied Bikini-clad Brit Broad rubbed hulls with me in the water....needless to say, she didn't appreciate the vitamin C infusion....