Ladies where are you? ( Archived) (39)

May 18, 2008 6:23 PM CST Ladies where are you?
fortyorso2008
fortyorso2008fortyorso2008Burlington, Ontario Canada6 Threads 63 Posts
Come out come out where ever you are. Don't be shy lets see how many there are.

grin drinking cool
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May 18, 2008 6:44 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Psssst.
Ladies.
Help here is needed.
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May 18, 2008 6:54 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
MEET LEROY!

Three ladies with boyfriends all named "LEROY" were at a bar drinking it up and having a whale of a good time. When one of the ladies exclaimed, "You know what, I'm sick and tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy, mixed up with your Leroy... Why don't we all name our Leroy's after a soda pop?"

The other two ladies agree, wherein the first lady jumps up and says, "OK, then, let me go first....I name my Leroy, 7-UP!"

The other two ladies jump in and query her, "7-UP... Why 7-UP?"

The first lady says, "Because my Leroy has 7 inches and its always up." All three ladies holler and hoot and slap each other a high five.

The second lady says, "OK, I"m next and I name my Leroy, Mountain Dew!" The other two ladies jump up and query her, "Mountain Dew... Why Mountain Dew?"

The second lady says, "Because when my Leroy Mount me he sure know what to Dew!!!" All three ladies proceed to holler and hoot and slap each other another high five.

The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know those two Leroy's were good... but I'm gonna name my Leroy... Jack Daniels...!"

The other two ladies say in unison with confusion on their faces, "JACK DANIELS??? That ain't no soda pop... that's a HARD LIQUOR!!!" The third lady smiles and says......"I KNOW!"
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May 18, 2008 7:12 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
HELP!

Pssst
Free drink.

cheers

wine
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May 18, 2008 7:13 PM CST Ladies where are you?
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA28 Threads 5,737 Posts
friendsfirst: HELP!

Pssst
Free drink.


Hey I thought you said good night and went to bed?confused
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May 18, 2008 7:15 PM CST Ladies where are you?
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
friendsfirst: MEET LEROY!

Three ladies with boyfriends all named "LEROY" were at a bar drinking it up and having a whale of a good time. When one of the ladies exclaimed, "You know what, I'm sick and tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy, mixed up with your Leroy... Why don't we all name our Leroy's after a soda pop?"

The other two ladies agree, wherein the first lady jumps up and says, "OK, then, let me go first....I name my Leroy, 7-UP!"

The other two ladies jump in and query her, "7-UP... Why 7-UP?"

The first lady says, "Because my Leroy has 7 inches and its always up." All three ladies holler and hoot and slap each other a high five.

The second lady says, "OK, I"m next and I name my Leroy, Mountain Dew!" The other two ladies jump up and query her, "Mountain Dew... Why Mountain Dew?"

The second lady says, "Because when my Leroy Mount me he sure know what to Dew!!!" All three ladies proceed to holler and hoot and slap each other another high five.

The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know those two Leroy's were good... but I'm gonna name my Leroy... Jack Daniels...!"

The other two ladies say in unison with confusion on their faces, "JACK DANIELS??? That ain't no soda pop... that's a HARD LIQUOR!!!" The third lady smiles and says......"I KNOW!"


rolling on the floor laughing
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May 18, 2008 7:16 PM CST Ladies where are you?
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA7 Threads 121 Posts
Hi Fortyorso and friendsfirst! How are ya doing?
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May 18, 2008 7:17 PM CST Ladies where are you?
2cuteforu
2cuteforu2cuteforuhuntsville, Alabama USA8 Threads 318 Posts
Hello, everybody.wave
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May 18, 2008 7:17 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Justme4uok: Hey I thought you said good night and went to bed?


I cant sleep.laugh

i took a nap earlier.

Now i'm FRISKY!

banana
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May 18, 2008 7:18 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
2cuteforu: Hello, everybody.


YAY.
Hello Nice person from Alabama!


wave
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May 18, 2008 7:19 PM CST Ladies where are you?
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA28 Threads 5,737 Posts
friendsfirst: I cant sleep.

i took a nap earlier.

Now i'm FRISKY!



Hmmmmmmm maybe you should read threw one of the other threads.....take things in hand andndndndndndn....hug
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May 18, 2008 7:19 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Maizy: Hi Fortyorso and friendsfirst! How are ya doing?


Hi there.
Doing very well thanks.
And yourself?

wave
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May 18, 2008 7:22 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Attta boy Krazie.
Thanksthumbs up
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May 18, 2008 7:23 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
fortyorso2008: Come out come out where ever you are. Don't be shy lets see how many there are.


Okay Pal.

You are gonna have to stop back in and carry this a while.

thumbs up
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May 18, 2008 7:24 PM CST Ladies where are you?
2cuteforu
2cuteforu2cuteforuhuntsville, Alabama USA8 Threads 318 Posts
hello, sorry it took me awhile to get back to you. its nice to meet you all.handshake
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May 18, 2008 7:27 PM CST Ladies where are you?
Maizy
MaizyMaizyOneonta, New York USA7 Threads 121 Posts
I doing fine. It kind of cold and chilly out here tonight. How about a groughug? group hug laugh
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May 18, 2008 7:28 PM CST Ladies where are you?
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
Well folks.
I think we have a PULSE here.

applause applause applause
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May 18, 2008 7:29 PM CST Ladies where are you?
fortyorso2008
fortyorso2008fortyorso2008Burlington, Ontario Canada6 Threads 63 Posts
Maizy: Hi Fortyorso and friendsfirst! How are ya doing?


Doing just great now!

applause
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May 18, 2008 7:31 PM CST Ladies where are you?
fortyorso2008
fortyorso2008fortyorso2008Burlington, Ontario Canada6 Threads 63 Posts
2cuteforu: Hello, everybody.


Yes!
There is life out there!

Hello and thanks for showing up.

Guys there is hope after all. cheering yay cheers
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May 18, 2008 7:31 PM CST Ladies where are you?
fortyorso2008
fortyorso2008fortyorso2008Burlington, Ontario Canada6 Threads 63 Posts
friendsfirst: Okay Pal.

You are gonna have to stop back in and carry this a while.


Seems you have managed to draw them out.

banana
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