Anyone do Karate? (15)
antonbello: Hi all.
Just thought id start up a thread ( if there is one already on Karate i apologise) on Karate practioners who are on the site.
If you do, let us know who you are and give as a brief intro..
Have a great day
Anton
Just thought id start up a thread ( if there is one already on Karate i apologise) on Karate practioners who are on the site.
If you do, let us know who you are and give as a brief intro..
Have a great day
Anton
I do Kick-Boxing..
I do tree kicking
does that count?
does that count?
I only know Pung fu...
pung= balls in Norwegian...
pung= balls in Norwegian...
I kicked a dog in the shin last week....that count?
I got a green belt in Judo when I beat Alan, my neighbour, at school...(I was 11...)
I got a green belt in Shukukai....I can even remember the first Dan.....(I was 13...)
....that count..?
I also practice the secret art of inducing Hari Kiri in mosquitoes at a distance of 2 metres...
...this entails standing in the corner, doing my first Karate Dan, and the mosquito usually dies laughing....
I got a green belt in Judo when I beat Alan, my neighbour, at school...(I was 11...)
I got a green belt in Shukukai....I can even remember the first Dan.....(I was 13...)
....that count..?
I also practice the secret art of inducing Hari Kiri in mosquitoes at a distance of 2 metres...
...this entails standing in the corner, doing my first Karate Dan, and the mosquito usually dies laughing....
Lagoona22: I kicked a dog in the shin last week....that count?
I got a green belt in Judo when I beat Alan, my neighbour, at school...(I was 11...)
I got a green belt in Shukukai....I can even remember the first Dan.....(I was 13...)
....that count..?
I also practice the secret art of inducing Hari Kiri in mosquitoes at a distance of 2 metres...
...this entails standing in the corner, doing my first Karate Dan, and the mosquito usually dies laughing....
I got a green belt in Judo when I beat Alan, my neighbour, at school...(I was 11...)
I got a green belt in Shukukai....I can even remember the first Dan.....(I was 13...)
....that count..?
I also practice the secret art of inducing Hari Kiri in mosquitoes at a distance of 2 metres...
...this entails standing in the corner, doing my first Karate Dan, and the mosquito usually dies laughing....
Oh yhukka yhukka ... you so funny! I also got a green belt, and a yellow belt, cause my kids got them, also about 11 or 12yrs old .. which means that I also qualified - the same as I get to pass each grade my grandkids pass, cause I gotta do each days work with them, which is virtually like attending school all over again. Which means that in about 6 years time I`ll be doing my apprenticeship in woodwork, or whatever trade they choose.
Karate? The one good thing I found with karate is to just Strike The Pose, then when the other goes into the Hgha! Hgha! noisy Pose, I just kick them or give an Upper Cut, and down they go. So, to me, Karate is a Deploy of Tactics!
No, don,t do Karate, did her mate tho.
Elley: No, don,t do Karate, did her mate tho.
Yhukka yhukka ..... you also funny boy today huh?
Yhukka yhukka.....wasn't that the name of your Peruvian donkey, Smokes??....
smoky: Yhukka yhukka ..... you also funny boy today huh?
Lagoona22: Yhukka yhukka.....wasn't that the name of your Peruvian donkey, Smokes??....
Nein .... my Peruvian donkey is named "Ferarri". Had to get rid of her, cause whenever I went to the local pub and asked if its okay to park my Ferarri, just outside the door, a lot of arguing would go on about who would get a lift home, or all the guys rushed outside to see her and came back in swearing ... and the owners of the pub got very annoyed at this behaviour. So now I just use my bike, called Masseratti, sometimes with my dump trailer attached called "E-Type" .... hope this doesnt cause the same furore?
......undurra, undurra....yihaaa, yihaa.....Smokey Gonzales, galloping thru her village on her Ferrari, with E-Type and Maserati in tow.....
smoky: Nein .... my Peruvian donkey is named "Ferarri". Had to get rid of her, cause whenever I went to the local pub and asked if its okay to park my Ferarri, just outside the door, a lot of arguing would go on about who would get a lift home, or all the guys rushed outside to see her and came back in swearing ... and the owners of the pub got very annoyed at this behaviour. So now I just use my bike, called Masseratti, sometimes with my dump trailer attached called "E-Type" .... hope this doesnt cause the same furore?
oslojente: I only know Pung fu...
pung= balls in Norwegian...
pung= balls in Norwegian...
Oslo You mean to say that one of your hobbies is playing with the Pungs??
Well if you yell Kung Fu,Karate or some such,you might her ME yell
Smith& Wesson,Colt,HK or SIG.
Quite reliable Self-Defense Moves!!!
Smith& Wesson,Colt,HK or SIG.
Quite reliable Self-Defense Moves!!!
More Threads
Reality Check
What I Lack In Vocabulary
1830's Music
Icebergs Still Around
Salami, Salami, Baloney
What's going on
everything is changing
rarotonga
Nature
Heavy Bass In The PM
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
967 Views
14 Comments
in EU Forums
Created: Jun 2008
Last Viewed: May 9
Last Commented: Jul 2008
0 Likes
Just thought id start up a thread ( if there is one already on Karate i apologise) on Karate practioners who are on the site.
If you do, let us know who you are and give as a brief intro..
Have a great day
Anton