OBAMA for PRESIDENT and Triskaidekaphobia (913)
Skybow: The only reason I'm posting right now is to breathe a little life into this thread Indy and put it back on the front page just because.
Yep this has been quieter than a pair of American Cup Racing Sailboats
caught in flat sea and no wind area. Anyone bring the fishing gear and we can a drop a line over board and see if we can catch a fish?
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dazzling_dave: The only thing Obama seems able to change is his mind.
I guess Obama's plane had trouble today with the wing flap at 35,000 feet. Fortunately, he's so skilled that he climbed out on it and fixed it. Of course, the pilot was so amazed he passed out. That left Obama to land the plane, all by himself. That man is one great DUDE!
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Well thats on thing you gotta admit. When I want a leader that can't change I'll go stand behind a statue in the park and go nowhere.
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Skybow: Yes you are you darling man in my books you are a Prince!
I wouldn't want you to elaborate, cuz I'd
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ttom500: Yep this has been quieter than a pair of American Cup Racing Sailboats
caught in flat sea and no wind area. Anyone bring the fishing gear and we can a drop a line over board and see if we can catch a fish?
caught in flat sea and no wind area. Anyone bring the fishing gear and we can a drop a line over board and see if we can catch a fish?
Like moths I see you drawn to Dude's bonfire of O. A balanced person will always try to correct an imbalanced one no matter how futile the effort.
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Indyfella: I guess Obama's plane had trouble today with the wing flap at 35,000 feet. Fortunately, he's so skilled that he climbed out on it and fixed it. Of course, the pilot was so amazed he passed out. That left Obama to land the plane, all by himself. That man is one great DUDE!
You fool, you funny fool you always make me laugh.
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Skybow: You fool, you funny fool you always make me laugh.
I hear he's up for the Congressional Metal of Honor for saving everyone's life also! Gotta love him!
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Indyfella: I hear he's up for the Congressional Metal of Honor for saving everyone's life also! Gotta love him!
I only love you cutie pie, him I like. I saw Wish dressed appropriately in her political costume around here. Wonder where she is? Oh Wish get in here Wish where are you?
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Indyfella: I guess Obama's plane had trouble today with the wing flap at 35,000 feet. Fortunately, he's so skilled that he climbed out on it and fixed it. Of course, the pilot was so amazed he passed out. That left Obama to land the plane, all by himself. That man is one great DUDE!
That reminds :-) of a cartoon made just after WWI. Mickie Mouse and
Plutoon were a dog fight with the Red Baron....who was shooting pieces of thier aircraft.
Mickie would order Plutoon out on the wing to hold first the flap....then aerlieron....then rudder.....ect, ect, ect on to the aircraft to keep it flying.....Plutoon is holding the aircraft together with tail, tooth, and paws.
Maybe Obama saw the same cartoon?
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ttom500: That reminds :-) of a cartoon made just after WWI. Mickie Mouse and
Plutoon were a dog fight with the Red Baron....who was shooting pieces of thier aircraft.
Mickie would order Plutoon out on the wing to hold first the flap....then aerlieron....then rudder.....ect, ect, ect on to the aircraft to keep it flying.....Plutoon is holding the aircraft together with tail, tooth, and paws.
Maybe Obama saw the same cartoon?
Plutoon were a dog fight with the Red Baron....who was shooting pieces of thier aircraft.
Mickie would order Plutoon out on the wing to hold first the flap....then aerlieron....then rudder.....ect, ect, ect on to the aircraft to keep it flying.....Plutoon is holding the aircraft together with tail, tooth, and paws.
Maybe Obama saw the same cartoon?
Sounds something like, how are you today Tom?
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Do OK here. Florida is going into the period of the year where it makes you lobster in 15 minutes outside without Air conditioning.OK....I will show the local mentality that we have here in Florida.....it must be the heat and humidity.
A man robbed a local county gas station, he is hitching ride afterwards.....eventually two men pick him up.......AND......then rob him of his stolen loot from the station robbery. He then calls the police to
tell them that he has been robbed. They proceed to connect the dots that the money stolen from him was the money from the gas station.
He is now in the county jail.
Beats living in NYC where the wall street tycoons that are robbing you and you don't have a chance in the world to catch them.:-)
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Do OK here. Florida is going into the period of the year where it makes you lobster in 15 minutes outside without Air conditioning.OK....I will show the local mentality that we have here in Florida.....it must be the heat and humidity.
A man robbed a local county gas station, he is hitching ride afterwards.....eventually two men pick him up.......AND......then rob him of his stolen loot from the station robbery. He then calls the police to
tell them that he has been robbed. They proceed to connect the dots that the money stolen from him was the money from the gas station.
He is now in the county jail.
Beats living in NYC where the wall street tycoons that are robbing you and you don't have a chance in the world to catch them.:-)
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Indyfella: I hear he's up for the Congressional Metal of Honor for saving everyone's life also! Gotta love him!
A Bushney gonna pin it on him??? 
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ttom500: Do OK here. Florida is going into the period of the year where it makes you lobster in 15 minutes outside without Air conditioning.OK....I will show the local mentality that we have here in Florida.....it must be the heat and humidity.
A man robbed a local county gas station, he is hitching ride afterwards.....eventually two men pick him up.......AND......then rob him of his stolen loot from the station robbery. He then calls the police to
tell them that he has been robbed. They proceed to connect the dots that the money stolen from him was the money from the gas station.
He is now in the county jail.
Beats living in NYC where the wall street tycoons that are robbing you and you don't have a chance in the world to catch them.:-)
A man robbed a local county gas station, he is hitching ride afterwards.....eventually two men pick him up.......AND......then rob him of his stolen loot from the station robbery. He then calls the police to
tell them that he has been robbed. They proceed to connect the dots that the money stolen from him was the money from the gas station.
He is now in the county jail.
Beats living in NYC where the wall street tycoons that are robbing you and you don't have a chance in the world to catch them.:-)
It's pretty hot here in the Ca. desert too. just 99 in the shade right now which is balmy by last weeks standard of 107. Hugging my swamp cooler filled with ice is my strategic position.
The muggy must have gotten to that idiot. Imagine him calling the police? I can hardly believe it.
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Conrad73: A Bushney gonna pin it on him???
By the time he designs his own medal, the Bushneys will be gone.
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dazzling_dave: By the time he designs his own medal, the Bushneys will be gone.
Those old pres. never really go away do they. Lots of them keep attending ceremonies and lecturing. Maybe Bush would come out of retirement for such an occasion.
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Skybow: Those old pres. never really go away do they. Lots of them keep attending ceremonies and lecturing. Maybe Bush would come out of retirement for such an occasion.
Prolly...........when monkeys fly out of his ~~~~~~~
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Indyfella: Prolly...........when monkeys fly out of his ~~~~~~~
Don't you think his friend the Wicked Witch or her sister would loan him any?
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Time for some giggles:
These are from my local gazette;
The First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man take the girl home.
He decides to try for teh first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans on the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how about a goodnight kiss?"
Horrified she replies."Are you mad? My parents will see us."
He, "Oh come on! Who is going to see us at this hour?"
She, No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
He, "There is no one awake, they are all sleeping."
She, "No way. It just to risky!"
He, "Oh please, please. I like you so much!!"
She, "No, no, and no. I like too, but I just can't!"
He,"Oh yes you can. Please?"
She, "NO, no, I just cannot!"
He,"Pleeeeeease?......"
Out of the blue, the girl's sister shows up in her pj's with disheveled hair. In a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he will come down himself and he will do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
These are from my local gazette;
The First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man take the girl home.
He decides to try for teh first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans on the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how about a goodnight kiss?"
Horrified she replies."Are you mad? My parents will see us."
He, "Oh come on! Who is going to see us at this hour?"
She, No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
He, "There is no one awake, they are all sleeping."
She, "No way. It just to risky!"
He, "Oh please, please. I like you so much!!"
She, "No, no, and no. I like too, but I just can't!"
He,"Oh yes you can. Please?"
She, "NO, no, I just cannot!"
He,"Pleeeeeease?......"
Out of the blue, the girl's sister shows up in her pj's with disheveled hair. In a sleepy voice says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he will come down himself and he will do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"
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Yes you are you darling man in my books you are a Prince!