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Jul 11, 2008 4:21 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
branded
brandedbrandedpoplar bluff, Missouri USA4 Threads 850 Posts
I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary.


After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......











Want the rest of the story , you can help add ideas and thoughts. rolling on the floor laughing Sorry was bored
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Jul 11, 2008 4:24 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
and came across a man... or was it a womanconfused laugh
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Jul 11, 2008 4:25 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
Lillym: and came across a man... or was it a woman


it was a man dressed as a woman....he had got his thing caught in his playtex corset.......rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:27 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
so he asked branded to help him take it off...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:28 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Jeez....you still can't tell which is which???....


rolling on the floor laughing tongue


Lillym: and came across a man... or was it a woman
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Jul 11, 2008 4:28 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA28 Threads 5,737 Posts
branded: I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary. After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......



When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this...doh Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....hmmm

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:29 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Babydoll3000
Babydoll3000Babydoll3000Arnold, Missouri USA13 Threads 878 Posts
Justme4uok: When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this... Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hi dori, joey hug teddybear
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Jul 11, 2008 4:30 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA28 Threads 5,737 Posts
Babydoll3000: hi dori, joey


Hi Lynn
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Jul 11, 2008 4:31 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
branded
brandedbrandedpoplar bluff, Missouri USA4 Threads 850 Posts
Lillym: and came across a man... or was it a woman



After running thru the trees and under brush for a few minutes , I plowed into a man that was hiding low next to a fallen tree.

Looking at the man he was very disheveled and soaking wet. His eyes had a wild look in them , something terrified this man , he was shaking uncontrolably.


" Did you see those things ? !They tried to catch me , they almost had me when I fell in that creek back there , but , I got lucky they didn't see me under the water! " He exclaimed Watching back over his shoulder as if half expecting something to come out of the forest.

" No I didn't , I knew when to run as soon as whatever it was came after me out of the bushes. " I replied. Still staring at this man , he was abotu my age, maybe had a few years on me . But none the less , he looked as if whatever those things were , had tried to kill him.
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Jul 11, 2008 4:31 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
nuala
nualanualadublin, Dublin Ireland12 Threads 6,456 Posts
Lillym: so he asked branded to help him take it off...


but Branded would as he couldnt and he doesnt do them things.......like touch another man's thing.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:32 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
Justme4uok: When this very strange creature dressed in a striped bathing suite came running at me... It was a man with grapfuits bounceing in the top of the suite while a banna was swishing in the bottom of the suit...Could It be... Was I really seeing this... Then I realized I was close enough to San Francisco that ianything was possible....But I had to take a second look.... This person was very familiar....

It Was SHIP from CS Forums...


banana banana No more bananas pleeeeease...rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:33 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
branded
brandedbrandedpoplar bluff, Missouri USA4 Threads 850 Posts
Hi Lynn , HI Dori wave
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Jul 11, 2008 4:34 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Babydoll3000
Babydoll3000Babydoll3000Arnold, Missouri USA13 Threads 878 Posts
branded: Hi Lynn , HI Dori
so did you finish your coloring? and trying to stay out of trouble? even though yes i know trouble finds you no matter whattongue tongue
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Jul 11, 2008 4:35 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
branded: Hi Lynn , HI Dori


just at that point........... nursie stopped by to see if she could help anybody..........

thumbs up
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Jul 11, 2008 4:37 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
trish123: just at that point........... nursie stopped by to see if she could help anybody..........


Nooo they were fine, just a little frightened, that's all..
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Jul 11, 2008 4:37 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
DaisyChick
DaisyChickDaisyChickPortland, Oregon USA27 Threads 1,348 Posts
branded: I was running thru California the other other night , when I was stopped by this motorist. Well I figured since I had a little bit of time to spare , I could help , so I started dropping gears , and eased off onto the shoulder.

Well I climbed out to see if I could offer any help when , all of a sudden there was this strange creature that jumped out of the bushes from teh ditch.

Well at this point , I didn't know what to think so I started running , I was fairly close to the San Francisco area , so I was very leary. After I ran past my truck I dodged into the ditch and ran thru the brush.......Want the rest of the story , you can help add ideas and thoughts. Sorry was bored


hug lips
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Jul 11, 2008 4:38 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
Babydoll3000
Babydoll3000Babydoll3000Arnold, Missouri USA13 Threads 878 Posts
hey jenhug teddybear
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Jul 11, 2008 4:39 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
branded
brandedbrandedpoplar bluff, Missouri USA4 Threads 850 Posts
nuala: but Branded would as he couldnt and he doesnt do them things.......like touch another man's thing.....




That's precisly correct. Sorry , I'm not a doctor so I have no want nor do I need to rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 11, 2008 4:39 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
DaisyChick
DaisyChickDaisyChickPortland, Oregon USA27 Threads 1,348 Posts
Babydoll3000: hey jen

Hey Girl!
teddybear
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Jul 11, 2008 4:40 PM CST Y'all ain't gonna believ this .............
branded
brandedbrandedpoplar bluff, Missouri USA4 Threads 850 Posts
hug kiss
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